Why Does the HoF Stadium Suck?

[Minister of Truth]

Last year Shaun Suisham tore his ACL, depriving the Steelers of an adequate kicking game. This year the game is cancelled due to field conditions. Fire Goodell!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I say that playing on grass or artificial turf is for pussies. I say they should play on asphalt.