Why rednecks may rule the world - Long but good.

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Why rednecks may rule the world

By Joe Bageant
Author of Deerhunting With Jesus

During this US election cycle we are hearing a lot from the pundits and candidates about "heartland voters," and "white working class voters."

What they are talking about are rednecks. But in their political correctness, media types cannot bring themselves to utter the word "redneck." So I'll say it for them: redneck-redneck-redneck-redneck.
Delegates from Texas at the Republican National Convention
Like a Texas cowboy - delegates hang on every word

The fact is that we American rednecks embrace the term in a sort of proud defiance. To us, the term redneck indicates a culture we were born in and enjoy. So I find it very interesting that politically correct people have taken it upon themselves to protect us from what has come to be one of our own warm and light hearted terms for one another.

On the other hand, I can quite imagine their concern, given what's at stake in the upcoming election. We represent at least a third of all voters and no US president has ever been elected without our support.

Consequently, rednecks have never had so many friends or so much attention as in 2008. Contrary to the stereotype, we are not all tobacco chewing, guffawing Southerners, but are scattered from coast to coast. Over 50% of us live in the "cultural south", which is to say places with white Southern Scots-Irish values - redneck values.


Fat man in supermarket, Des Plaines, Illinois
We fry things nobody ever considered friable - things like cupcakes, banana sandwiches and batter dipped artificial cheese…even pickles

They include western Pennsylvania, central Missouri and southern Illinois, upstate Michigan and Minnesota, eastern Connecticut, northern New Hampshire…

So when you look at what pundits call the red state heartland, you are looking at the Republic of Redneckia.

As to having our delicate beer-sodden feelings protected from the term redneck; well, I appreciate the effort, though I highly suspect that the best way to hide snobbishness is to pose as protector of any class of folks you cannot bear. Thus we are being protected by the very people who look down on us - educated urban progressives.

And let's face it, there's plenty to look down on. By any tasteful standard, we ain't a pretty people.

Uppity and slick? Not us...

We come in one size: extra large. We are sometimes insolent and often quick to fight. We love competitive spectacle such as NASCAR and paintball, and believe gun ownership is the eleventh commandment.

We fry things nobody ever considered friable - things like cupcakes, banana sandwiches and batter dipped artificial cheese…even pickles.


Her daughter had a baby out of wedlock? Big deal. What family has not?

And most of all we are defiant and suspicious of authority, and people who are "uppity" (sophisticated) and "slick" (people who use words with more than three syllables). Two should be enough for anybody.

And that is one of the reasons that, mystifying as it is to the outside world, John McCain's choice of the moose-shooting Alaskan woman with the pregnant unmarried teen daughter appeals to many redneck and working class Americans.

We all understand that there is a political class which dominates in America, and that Sarah Palin for damned sure is not one of them. And the more she is attacked by liberal Democratic elements (translation: elite highly-educated big city people) the more America's working mooks will come to her defence. Her daughter had a baby out of wedlock? Big deal. What family has not? She is a Christian fundamentalist who believes God spat on his beefy paws and made the world in seven days? So do at least 150 million other Americans. She snowmobiles and fishes and she is a looker to boot. She's a redneck.
7-Eleven in Dallas turned into a Kwik-E-Mart
Guns, cars and fried food - and a defence of home

American ethos

The term redneck indicates a lifestyle and culture that can be found in every state in our union. The essentials of redneck culture were brought to America by what we call the Scots Irish, after first being shipped to the Ulster Plantation, where our, uh, remarkable cultural legacy can still be seen every 12 July in Ireland.

Ultimately, the Scots Irish have had more of an effect on the American ethos than any other immigrant group. Here are a few you will recognize:

* Belief that no law is above God's law, not even the US Constitution.

* Hyper patriotism. A fighting defence of native land, home and heart, even when it is not actually threatened: ie, Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Somalia, Cuba, Nicaragua, Vietnam, Haiti and dozens more with righteous operations titles such as Enduring Freedom, Restore Hope, and Just Cause.

* A love of guns and tremendous respect for the warrior ideal. Along with this comes a strong sense of fealty and loyalty. Fealty to wartime leaders, whether it be FDR or George Bush.

* Self effacement, humility. We are usually the butt of our own jokes, in an effort not to appear aloof among one another.

* Belief that most things outside our own community and nation are inferior and threatening, that the world is jealous of the American lifestyle.

* Personal pride in equality. No man, however rich or powerful, is better than me.

* Perseverance and belief in hard work. If a man or a family is poor, it is because they did not work hard enough. God rewards those who work hard enough. So does the American system.

* The only free country in the world is the United States, and the only reason we ever go to war is to protect that freedom.

All this has become so deeply instilled as to now be reflexive. It represents many of the worst traits in American culture and a few of the best.

And that has every thinking person here in the US, except perhaps John McCain and Sarah Palin, worried.

Very worried.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_7600000/7600592.stm
 
Rednecks in the South are stupid. I think the ones in Eastern Washington and Connecticut, Norther Minnasota and Michigan, Southern Illonois, etc. are much more intelligent, having mingled with WA rednecks a little bit...
 
This is that author Midcan was talking about one time.

The man knows his rednecks! I've lived among them most my life. Which helps explain why I moved to the city......I was banished.......polysyllabic words drip off my tongue like honey and rednecks simply won't put up with that shit. Just ask Dixie!
 
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Rednecks in the South are stupid. I think the ones in Eastern Washington and Connecticut, Norther Minnasota and Michigan, Southern Illonois, etc. are much more intelligent, having mingled with WA rednecks a little bit...

Having been in Northern Minnesota, southern Illinois and that state up north and having been raised in rural western Ohio and having lived 7 years in the south (North Carolina, South Carolina and Arkansas) I can tell you from personal experience that our rednecks are just as ignorant, mule headed and contrary as any redneck in the south.

You ever hear Bill Cunningham out of Cincinnati? He makes Rush Limbaugh look like a moderate.....and he's one of the smart one!

The south does not have a lock on poor white dumb people. Just ask Dixie!
 
Bageant is good, check out his web site. But I disagree that rednecks are stupid, I think they just live in a world where ideas come in the form of ideological shitt. And they work all their life for nothing, no time for fact checking politics. They only know republicans are on the right side of Guns and Jesus so how can they be wrong.

http://www.joebageant.com/joe/2008/03/australian-labo.html

correct.
Redencks are not deep thinkers now matter where they are. They might be intelligent. However intelligence does not necessarially correlate to having "good sense".
 
Having been in Northern Minnesota, southern Illinois and that state up north and having been raised in rural western Ohio and having lived 7 years in the south (North Carolina, South Carolina and Arkansas) I can tell you from personal experience that our rednecks are just as ignorant, mule headed and contrary as any redneck in the south.

You ever hear Bill Cunningham out of Cincinnati? He makes Rush Limbaugh look like a moderate.....and he's one of the smart one!

The south does not have a lock on poor white dumb people. Just ask Dixie!
What do you mean? Dixie is a Bama boi! I doubt he's spent much time, if any, outside of the South.
 
What do you mean? Dixie is a Bama boi! I doubt he's spent much time, if any, outside of the South.


Sure dixie has. don't you remember him dodging roadside bombs in Iraq and the generals running him out of the briefing room for meetings.

Other than that he made it down to Dothan once.
And the required pilgrimage to Graceland.
 
Sure dixie has. don't you remember him dodging roadside bombs in Iraq and the generals running him out of the briefing room for meetings.

Other than that he made it down to Dothan once.
And the required pilgrimage to Graceland.
To be fair, I spent 4 months in the South, but I was almost always on base (TX and MS). I spent no more than 5 hours in Biloxi, so technically I never really got to experience it and a legitimate sampling of the people, so by saying Dixie has not experienced the North is not in any way a form of one-upmanship.

On the other hand, one weekend at Keesler AFB, I emerged from my dorm room in the morning and guys were asking what we all did the night before. Our stories all paled compared to one dude from the NC National Guard who had been driving around with two other guys near a park in Biloxi when some vandal fired a bullet through the rear-windshield of the car (one guy sustained minor glass injuries).

BTW, I just saw a really good WWII Basic Training movie with Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken called Biloxi Blues.
 
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