Zen And The Art Of Holding An Alien Hacky Sack On Your Foot

[AProudLefty]

Yes that's my ugly and stinky foot and that's my hacky sack. I love aliens. So what?

I have been carrying it around for 20 minutes. I dropped it three times.

It's about patience and how to defend yourself. Don't rush it. It will be then end of it.

Be patient and watch. And it helps you exercise those muscles.

Those kids are black belt experts in it.

 

[AProudLefty]

 

[AProudLefty]

My ball just rolled to the right and stays in the middle of my feet. No dropping.

I think I earned a green belt. It's still there. Let's see if it rolls to my little toe and stays there.

 

[AProudLefty]

It's wanting to move to the right. Scary. My foot has a mind of it's own.

 

[AProudLefty]

Been over 40 minutes and it's still there. 5 drops. Tried again and it's rolling across my toes. It's trying to roll to my little toe.

 

[AProudLefty]

Damn I just felt it trying to roll the ball over. I swear my foot and toes have a mind of their own.

 

[AProudLefty]

Damn it's almost there. Want me to take a picture?

 

[AProudLefty]

Great! I moved to take a picture and it fall off? I'll start again.

 

[ParachuteAdams]

You know that fat Irish kid that lives across the street?

His mother’s a policeman.
The corner with the zips that have the camera.
Where I backed into the jalopy. With out taking
notice until the second glance. It was the tire that
Rubbed the hood, not the bumper. You ever notice
the young guinea broads that visit. The very Ameri-
canized ones and then there’s the same story with
the one up the block with uncle so and so. Did you
notice they all have young daughters? I don’t know
about everyone else but this is what I see.

Mommy the other night when you thought I was
sleeping. I herd you on the phone talking with
your friend. Mommy what’s a BJ?.

Motion sensor activated. You have a alarm notice.

It’s a big secret. I don’t want anyone to know. I brake your house.
I’ll hand the surveillance bill to the PD with the tax write off.

You saved me.

 

[AProudLefty]

Sorry I was drunk again last night. But yo the alien is on my foot again. It won't go away.

 

[Jade Dragon]

Sorry I was drunk again last night. But yo the alien is on my foot again. It won't go away.

Any reason why you were drinking too much? For me, I need a social event, otherwise, I barely touch the stuff.

 

[AProudLefty]

Any reason why you were drinking too much? For me, I need a social event, otherwise, I barely touch the stuff.

Mainly depression and anxiety.

However in the past I've been drinking and partying with my friends in the past.

 

[Jade Dragon]

Mainly depression and anxiety.

However in the past I've been drinking and partying with my friends in the past.

Have you thought of medication instead? I'm on a few for mine.

 

[Althea]

Yes that's my ugly and stinky foot and that's my hacky sack. I love aliens. So what?

I have been carrying it around for 20 minutes. I dropped it three times.

It's about patience and how to defend yourself. Don't rush it. It will be then end of it.

Be patient and watch. And it helps you exercise those muscles.

Those kids are black belt experts in it.

Before my knees got so bad, we played a lot of hacky sack.