Viagra kills!!!!

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A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon.

But minutes after winning the bet, the 28-year-old died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

“We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
 
just how much sex does one need to be happy?

geeeeze people this is crazy.

On another point at least he was coming and going at the same time.
 
There are lots of ways to die. This seems like one of the best ones I could think of.


They'll have to bury him 6 inches deeper, and it may take the mortician a few days to get the smile off his face.
 
they have a great marketing dept,
guys with problems listening and they say if it last more than 4hrs call a doctor.
their caution on side affects is prob the best lure they have.
 
Topspin said:
they have a great marketing dept,
guys with problems listening and they say if it last more than 4hrs call a doctor.
their caution on side affects is prob the best lure they have.
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If it lasts significantly more than four hours the thought is that it will keep on going on and on without any sexual stimulation. In which case it needs to be treated, or else the penis will die in a few days.

I don't think it's "as dangerous" if the continued erection is the result of continued sexual stimulation and it goes down after it's done. But I'm no doctor. It's dangerous any way.

But I think this is how I want to kill myself. Now I just need someone who wants to screw me for half a day.
 
Watermark said:
If it lasts significantly more than four hours the thought is that it will keep on going on and on without any sexual stimulation. In which case it needs to be treated, or else the penis will die in a few days.

I don't think it's "as dangerous" if the continued erection is the result of continued sexual stimulation and it goes down after it's done. But I'm no doctor. It's dangerous any way.

But I think this is how I want to kill myself. Now I just need someone who wants to screw me for half a day.
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Now what did I tell ya folks? The first viagra orgy suicide fan signing up.

Money to be made off a website that gets the parties together??

Viagrasnuff.com?
 
Watermark said:
If it lasts significantly more than four hours the thought is that it will keep on going on and on without any sexual stimulation. In which case it needs to be treated, or else the penis will die in a few days.

I don't think it's "as dangerous" if the continued erection is the result of continued sexual stimulation and it goes down after it's done. But I'm no doctor. It's dangerous any way.

But I think this is how I want to kill myself. Now I just need someone who wants to screw me for half a day.
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Bush was willing to screw you for eight years and he needs a new job?
 
Topspin said:
they have a great marketing dept,
guys with problems listening and they say if it last more than 4hrs call a doctor.
their caution on side affects is prob the best lure they have.
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[Dewey walks into a room with Sam and three women]
Sam: Sam? What you all doing in here?
Sam: [holding a pill] Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit.
Dewey Cox: What is it?
Sam: It's medication for erectile dysfunction, it gives you a boner! Not to be used if you have a pre-existing heart condition. If boners last more than four hours, call more ladies.
[laughs]
Dewey Cox: Well, that does sound tempting, but you know what, Sam? I really don't want no part of that shit.
Sam: Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!
 
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