Man tries to get into an elementary school through a locked door.

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ExpressLane

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Breaking News: The police shot him dead. Good thing this door was locked unlike the Uvalde school. So much for locked doors don't protect students. Happened in Gadsden Alabama and summer school literacy program was in session. More later.
 
ExpressLane said:
Breaking News: The police shot him dead. Good thing this door was locked unlike the Uvalde school. So much for locked doors don't protect students. Happened in Gadsden Alabama and summer school literacy program was in session. More later.
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So the police wasn't a bunch of cowards?
 
ExpressLane said:
Breaking News: The police shot him dead. Good thing this door was locked unlike the Uvalde school. So much for locked doors don't protect students. Happened in Gadsden Alabama and summer school literacy program was in session. More later.
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Wait a minute... Apparently the school was out and the guy wasn't an active shooter.

What the fuck is going on?
 
ExpressLane said:
Breaking News: The police shot him dead. Good thing this door was locked unlike the Uvalde school. So much for locked doors don't protect students. Happened in Gadsden Alabama and summer school literacy program was in session. More later.
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There are unlocked doors in Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain, and everywhere else. You know what those countries DON'T have? Mass shootings. You know why? They got rid of the guns.

So, lets do the math..

Divide by the square root of pi, multiply by the inverse of 522, carry the four... OH Got it!

IT'S THE GUNS FUCK HEAD!
 
That's it. Problem solved. Let's give every 18 year old an AR-15 and a lifetime supply of ammo for their birthday.
 
LurchAddams said:
There are unlocked doors in Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain, and everywhere else. You know what those countries DON'T have? Mass shootings. You know why? They got rid of the guns.

So, lets do the math..

Divide by the square root of pi, multiply by the inverse of 522, carry the four... OH Got it!

IT'S THE GUNS FUCK HEAD!
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They also don't have freedom
 
LurchAddams said:
There are unlocked doors in Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain, and everywhere else. You know what those countries DON'T have? Mass shootings. You know why? They got rid of the guns.

So, lets do the math..

Divide by the square root of pi, multiply by the inverse of 522, carry the four... OH Got it!

IT'S THE GUNS ....
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I guess you forgot about the Dunblane massacre and the Cumbria and the Plymouth shootings .
 
AProudLefty said:
Hmm conflicting reports. Apparently he wasn't even armed.
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Oh, no. Did Dr. Mengela mess up again? Oh, Express:

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ExpressLane said:
I guess you forgot about the Dunblane massacre and the Cumbria and the Plymouth shootings .
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When did those happen? Those countries where those shootings occurred. How many more mass shootings did they have after that? America's had almost 300 and it's only June. We're on track for 600. Kids in America are looking at their classroom doors in fear right now.

And it's YOUR fault. You love your guns more than children.

Since you have no soul, I'll just say, "bless you" again.
 
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