a religious group of muslim scholars have published a fatwah(sp) stating that according to the koran that terrorists go to hell
seems that somebody on high noticed...
seems that somebody on high noticed...
terrorists are going to hell
- Thread starter Don Quixote
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WinterBorn
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How about telling them that the 72 virgins that await them are all muscle-bound lesbian wrestlers that are ugly as a mud fence.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Dude the OP is about Islam.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
is this the same thing Jarod's thread is about?.....
I think it would be interesting if scholars decreed that anyone who tossed a bomb into a busload of schoolchildren had to be buried in a pigskin lined coffin.......
I think it would be interesting if scholars decreed that anyone who tossed a bomb into a busload of schoolchildren had to be buried in a pigskin lined coffin.......
And the body cleaned by a homosexual with no bricks. (If you don't know what I am talking about, when they clean the bodies of male dead it has to be done by a man and the privates covered by a brick. Not kidding.)
Sammy Jankis
Was it me?
Don quixote loves theocracy.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
????....good lord, do they tie it on?......
No, according to what I was reading when I discovered that they just put the brick on it and clean the guy up before he is buried. And if it is ever uncovered they are to look away. So, while they are cleaning that part, they have to look at the wall or ceiling while they do it by feel.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
ohhh, they put the brick on the dead guy........
Yes. Since the dead guy can't clean himself.
Billy the Great Khan
Uwaa OmO
Unless they're a zombie.
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WinterBorn
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I say we get a cadre of homosexual men to rub pig grease all over the body before it is buried. It would suck to have the job, but it would be for the country.
Who knows, there may be a group out there willing to volunteer.
What are the odds that a few men would be gay and have bestiality and necrophilia fetishes?
According to some of our posters, they are all virtually the same thing anyway.
just telling like it is
if the terrorists use theology then use their theology against them
Who knows, there may be a group out there willing to volunteer.
What are the odds that a few men would be gay and have bestiality and necrophilia fetishes?
According to some of our posters, they are all virtually the same thing anyway.
it takes all types - use their beliefs against them
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
I agree with them, terrorists are going to hell.
FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
No they aren't. :-/
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911 EVERY DAY
The theology of groups like Al-Quaeda obviously does not mesh well with more moderate theology. I doubt this is going to have any effect at all - it's just restating what's already been said.