Is he dead yet?

Is he dead yet?​

Stroked out upon watching Bedtime for Bonzo?

Buried under tons of clean fill from the East Wing?

Pushed from the deck while visiting the USS Gerald Ford?
 

Is he dead yet?​

Shredded by 30,000 Amazon robots that he mistook for sexbots?

Fatal overdose of gadolinium during MRI prep?

Taken out by ninja in an Edo back alley?
 
Fell in crucible while melting down reclaimed pennies for use in a 100 foot statue of him?

Torn to shreds by millions of seniors before he can eliminate Medicare and Social Security?

Immolated by raw, creepy heat generated by Vance and the grieving Widow Kirk?
 
Bitten by a missing Mississippi medical monkey?

Killed in an explosion when he spilled water on a magnet?

Stroked out while trying to pronounce "Mugunghwa?"
 
Ripped off his ugly Halloween mask, but he wasn't wearing one?

Held his breath in a tantrum over Daylight Saving, and an hour went by?

Stroked out in fury because Obama roasted him?
 
Vaporized during botched nuclear test?

Lost his Covfefe in South Carerdddd?

Assassination solicited on Bluesky?
 
Crepitus said:

Is he dead yet?​

Heartbroken to be rejected by Erika Kirk on her newly-launched dating app?

Poisoned by cheap, simulated gold decorations littering the White House?
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I'm guessing JD will be inside those leather pants before Trump will. :)

I wake up every day and turn on the news with a faint hope of seeing the good news. I'm guessing the funeral parade will much more popular than the birthday parade.


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Is he dead yet?​

Died of loneliness when a fainting man diverted attention from him for 10 seconds?

Overdosed on tryptophan from sucking Turkey too much?

Fell asleep at Presidential Urinal and busted open his empty skull?
 

Is he dead yet?​

Fell asleep during Oval Office event and couldn't be revived, ever?

Handlers ran out of embalming fluid, so he collapsed into a foul orange slurry?

Stroked out while watching Lethal Weapon 2, mistaking it for the next G20 meeting?
 
Is he dead yet? Christmas edition:


Twelve tons of Epstein documents?
Eleven shattered ketchup bottles?
Ten seconds with Stormy?
Nine covfefes?
Eight wars started?
Seven bucks for eggs?
Six quarts of Legembi?
Five remembered words?
Four MRIs?
Three jilted wives?
Two bloated cankles?
One massive stroke?
 
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