Oh, you libtards are gonna be bawling your eyes out, like your sleazy old commie buddy just got canned right before his golden parachute retirement bash.
Back in '99, Democrats were slobbering all over Chavez, gushing about his shiny new 'modern socialism' that was finally gonna work after all the pathetic attempts you idiots seem to ignore. This was your wet dream come true. Fast-forward four years to a botched coup, and Chavez pulls a classic 'FAFO,' killing people that didn't bend the knee, locking in his tyrannical grip until he croaked, while torching what was once South America's richest gem into a smoking ruin.
Then he handpicks a dimwit bus driver to take the wheel. Enter Maduro: shockingly, this bus driver had zero clue how to claw out of the socialist shitstorm Chavez dumped on him, so he floored the accelerator straight into 8,000% hyperinflation, mass starvation, brutal oppression, paralyzing fear, soul-crushing hopelessness, and rivers of needless death. Oh, and let's not forget how he sent us every violent thug, psycho from the asylums, and deadweight leech off his welfare rolls straight into America's backyard, all to slash his bloated government tabs on prisons and loony bins. (not just a line Trump used, the actual truth) He shamelessly rigs elections, milks what's left of the oil and every last government/private business dry, then dives headfirst into the lucrative 'poison America' narco racket for billions more. Indicted ages ago in New York for the whole laundry list, he's undeniably the slimiest narco-terrorist dictator scum lording over a once-proud nation.
Of course, you pathetic Democrats are gutted. The good guys will all be cheering and the left will be crying, shocker. This should wake some lefty's up, but not on this site.