GOP Is Struggling To Give 'Malaria' Tickets Away

Cypress

Well-known member

Melania Trump's Film Struggles To Sell Tickets, As Insiders Expose Alleged Plot To Shore Up Sales For First Lady.​

Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump's documentary have reportedly led to a rescue effort by the GOP.

Reports claim that multiple clubs, affiliated with the party to which the first lady's husband, Donald Trump, belongs, have been buying out theater seats in an effort to mask the film's struggles.

Still, the ticket-buying issue appears difficult to escape, as many people are reportedly uninterested in attending Melania Trump's event even when tickets are offered for free.

 

Melania Trump documentary not showing in South African cinemas​


Cinemas in South Africa will not be showing the documentary about US First Lady Melania Trump that is due to be released around the world on Friday.
The South African distributor Filmfinity has decided not to release it, its head of sales and marketing told the New York Times and South Africa-based website News24. The company was not explicit about the reasons behind the move.
The film, Melania, is not promoted on the websites of the country's main cinema chains. One Cape Town independent cinema contacted by the BBC said that it was called by Filmfinity and told not to list it.

 

Melania Trump's Film Struggles To Sell Tickets, As Insiders Expose Alleged Plot To Shore Up Sales For First Lady.​

Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump's documentary have reportedly led to a rescue effort by the GOP.

Reports claim that multiple clubs, affiliated with the party to which the first lady's husband, Donald Trump, belongs, have been buying out theater seats in an effort to mask the film's struggles.

Still, the ticket-buying issue appears difficult to escape, as many people are reportedly uninterested in attending Melania Trump's event even when tickets are offered for free.

I'm a whore

Hi, I'm a gold-digging whore who fucked Epstein before Epstein handed me over to trump.
 
As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.
I don't consider Playboy to be "porn"... Adult, yes. But porn? Too strong. If you are talking about the pictures I think you are, not porn. Adult modeling. Now if there were penetration in the images you'd have something.

Basically I am trying to find your working definition. If it is the images, and that is enough for you to call porn I'd consider you a prude a bit but answer "yes" to your question by that definition.
 

Melania Trump's Film Struggles To Sell Tickets, As Insiders Expose Alleged Plot To Shore Up Sales For First Lady.​

Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump's documentary have reportedly led to a rescue effort by the GOP.

Reports claim that multiple clubs, affiliated with the party to which the first lady's husband, Donald Trump, belongs, have been buying out theater seats in an effort to mask the film's struggles.

Still, the ticket-buying issue appears difficult to escape, as many people are reportedly uninterested in attending Melania Trump's event even when tickets are offered for free.

Melania Trump’s $75 million film draws mockery as it struggles​

Melania Trump’s ambitious $75 million documentary, Melania, is being ruthlessly trolled on the internet. The movie might turn out to be a huge box-office disaster, as it’s struggling to sell tickets ahead of its release on Friday, January 30, 2026.

Social media users have been highlighting this, sharing screenshots of zero or minimal tickets being sold at theatres across the U.S.

The film traces Melania’s life during the 20 days leading up to her husband, Donald Trump’s second inauguration in January last year. While the movie is slated to release in 1,500 to 2,000 theatres nationwide, social media users have been sharing the lack of interest and the number of tickets sold for the film.

Community activist Travis Akers took to his X account to state, “Not a single ticket sold for the opening night 9:55 p.m. showing of Melania at the busiest movie theater in the metro Jacksonville area.” Ackers also shared a screenshot of an empty booking screen in Florida, which is supposed to be one of the President’s residences.

He further took a dig at the film and said, “How many days until we learn that the RNC bought movie tickets for the Melania movie just to fluff the numbers?”

Not a single ticket sold for the opening night 9:55pm showing of Melania at the busiest movie theater in the metro-Jacksonville area.:ROFLMAO:

1769728603332.png

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/movies/melania-trump-s-75-million-film-draws-mockery-as-it-struggles/ar-AA1V5KZ3
 

Melania Trump’s $75 million film draws mockery as it struggles​

Melania Trump’s ambitious $75 million documentary, Melania, is being ruthlessly trolled on the internet. The movie might turn out to be a huge box-office disaster, as it’s struggling to sell tickets ahead of its release on Friday, January 30, 2026.

Social media users have been highlighting this, sharing screenshots of zero or minimal tickets being sold at theatres across the U.S.

The film traces Melania’s life during the 20 days leading up to her husband, Donald Trump’s second inauguration in January last year. While the movie is slated to release in 1,500 to 2,000 theatres nationwide, social media users have been sharing the lack of interest and the number of tickets sold for the film.

Community activist Travis Akers took to his X account to state, “Not a single ticket sold for the opening night 9:55 p.m. showing of Melania at the busiest movie theater in the metro Jacksonville area.” Ackers also shared a screenshot of an empty booking screen in Florida, which is supposed to be one of the President’s residences.

He further took a dig at the film and said, “How many days until we learn that the RNC bought movie tickets for the Melania movie just to fluff the numbers?”

Not a single ticket sold for the opening night 9:55pm showing of Melania at the busiest movie theater in the metro-Jacksonville area.:ROFLMAO:

View attachment 72597

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/movies/melania-trump-s-75-million-film-draws-mockery-as-it-struggles/ar-AA1V5KZ3
She should have made a porn movie* rather than a documentary; it would be more up her alley and would sell more tickets.



* With male porn actors, not grotesquely obese Donald.
 
I don't consider Playboy to be "porn"... Adult, yes. But porn? Too strong. If you are talking about the pictures I think you are, not porn. Adult modeling. Now if there were penetration in the images you'd have something.

Basically I am trying to find your working definition. If it is the images, and that is enough for you to call porn I'd consider you a prude a bit but answer "yes" to your question by that definition.
If you're referring to Melania, I am not sure, but I understand that she did some simple nude or erotic modeling. I hope that this answers your question.
 

Melania Trump's Film Struggles To Sell Tickets, As Insiders Expose Alleged Plot To Shore Up Sales For First Lady.​

Poor ticket sales for Melania Trump's documentary have reportedly led to a rescue effort by the GOP.

Reports claim that multiple clubs, affiliated with the party to which the first lady's husband, Donald Trump, belongs, have been buying out theater seats in an effort to mask the film's struggles.

Still, the ticket-buying issue appears difficult to escape, as many people are reportedly uninterested in attending Melania Trump's event even when tickets are offered for free.

This just demonstrates that Crazy Trump is just hated throughout the world, and anything linked to him is radioactive.
 
Back
Top