Superbowl Halftime Show

[goat]

Yep I know people with life long injuries from playing high school football.

Whenever I see an old guy using a walker, odds are he played high school football.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

Are you flirting with a 12B again. Sounds like you need another vacation.

 

[RB 60]

Right. I hate my own race.

Then why the comment that they were white?

 

[FastLane]

Oh ohhhh... "female dog" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... dat hoit so much

Hey, how did the Cowboys do in the playoffs this year?

Oh, by the way - have you heard?

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Hey, do you have any Dallas Cowboys merch? In men's sizes? No? Darn.

Hey how many Super Bowl trophies does Seattle have anyway. Oh that right they have two.

 

[LurchAddams]

Hey how many Super Bowl trophies does Seattle have anyway.

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Two so far, but we've only been around since 1976. Cowboys had a 16 year head start.

Sorry, you suck!

 

[FastLane]

Must save Dirtbag Dutch!

 

[FastLane]

Two so far, but we've only been around since 1976. Cowboys had a 16 year head start.

Sorry, you suck!

You can crow when you have more than five. You won 2 in 40 years ??? We had two in 17 years and we won 3 in a 5 year span. When you top that remind me.

 

[LurchAddams]

You can crow when you have more than five. You won 2 in 40 years ??? We had two in 17 years and we won 3 in a 5 year span.

Really? That's so interesting. Why do you suck so much, then?>

When you top that remind me.

Ok. Hey, you asked me to remind you what a jackass you are.

You're welcome!

 

[FastLane]

Whenever I see an old guy using a walker, odds are he played high school football.

I have a friend that got a compound fracture of his forearm and drove the bone into the turf. He got a horrible infection and almost lost his arm. It is still fucked up.

 

[FastLane]

Really? That's so interesting. Why do you suck so much, then?>

Ok. Hey, you asked me to remind you what a jackass you are.

You're welcome!

At the rate the Seahawks are going it will take 100 years for them to win 5 Super Bowls.

OK you topped me you ARE a bigger jackass.

You win.

 

[LurchAddams]

OK you topped me you ARE a bigger jackass.

You win.

Cowboys suck!

 

[Guno צְבִי]

You can crow when you have more than five. You won 2 in 40 years ??? We had two in 17 years and we won 3 in a 5 year span. When you top that remind me.

"We"

 

[LurchAddams]

"We"

Hey, it's ok - FatLame is lamenting the Cowboys total disaster of a season! Hey, @FastLane ! Dak is still pretty mobile, perhaps there's an opening for him on the cheerleading squad! Dak is weak and light enough even to be a "flyer"!

 

[FastLane]

Cowboys suck!

The have a much better team history than the Sea Ducks. !

 

[FastLane]

Hey, it's ok - FatLame is lamenting the Cowboys total disaster of a season! Hey, @FastLane ! Dak is still pretty mobile, perhaps there's an opening for him on the cheerleading squad! Dak is weak and light enough even to be a "flyer"!

Dak is ranked number 5 and Darnold is ranked number 9 but hey Darnold has almost twice as many fumbles as Dak. And Dak has almost twice as many rushing yards a Sam.

 

[LurchAddams]

Dak is ranked number 5 and Darnold is ranked number 9 but hey Darnold has almost twice as many fumbles as Dak.

I don't know - if Dak's that good, why does he suck so badly? Anyway - I hope he looks into the cheerleading angle - everyone deserves a future, even poor Dak!

 

[FastLane]

I don't know - if Dak's that good, why does he suck so badly? Anyway - I hope he looks into the cheerleading angle - everyone deserves a future, even poor Dak!

We traded Parson's because we could not fit his new contract under our cap. We will adjust in the draft this year. How come it took y'all 40 years to win 2 Super Bowls are y'all slow learners.

 

[LurchAddams]

We traded Parson's because we could not fit his new contract under our cap. We will adjust in the draft this year. How come it took y'all 40 years to win 2 Super Bowls are y'all slow learners.

I think it's important to ramp up slowly! We're a patient sort up here in the GREAT northwest!

Damn that's another thing I remember about north Texas- so ugly!!!

 

[CBHype]

Sooooo, because he sang this in Spanish, it's okay? What about Spanish speaking kids watching? Stay classy libs.

'Safaera' – English Translation (Explicit)​

[Refrain]​

Damn, what a freak

You’ve got a crazy a**

Anything you put on shuts down the whole street

Move it, move it, move it, move it

What a freak

You’ve got a crazy a**

Anything you put on shuts down the whole street

Move it, move it, move it, move it

[Verse 1]​

That’s disrespectful, baby

How do you dare come without panties?

Tonight you came dressed for me

I thought you were coming just to sleep

She came ready, dressed for action

She sucks my lollipop, gets on her knees by herself

How do you dare, baby, to come without panties?

[Interlude]​

Hey, talk to me,

DJ Orma
Who do you think you are?

Damn b***
I do whatever I want

Tell them, Bunny
Ey, ey

[Chorus]​

Tonight we drink, tonight we spend

Tonight we smoke like a rasta

If God allows it

If God allows it

Tonight we drink, tonight we spend

Tonight we smoke like a rasta

If God allows

it
If God allows it

[Verse 2]​

Real G, guiding the new generation with the real thing

Sexual energy on a galactic level

Yeah, just to get your panties wet

Put that freaky energy into everything

More freaky than Betty Boop

The one who got horny, baby, was you

I keep killing it with the U

P*** with d***, d*** with a** (push it)
x3

Tits brushing my nipples (push it)

This year I don’t want little h*** (push it)

They see you iced out and want to hit on you (push it)

They see you all turned up and want to hit on you (push it)

’Cause you’re fine as hell, ’cause you’re fine as hell (push it all the way)

Big t*** like Lourdes Chacón

Big a*** like Iris Chacón

I don’t know about the p*** ’cause

I haven’t seen it

But let’s go to bed so I can smash you with panties on

[Chorus]​

Tonight we drink, tonight we spend

Tonight we smoke like a rasta

If God allows it

If God allows it

[Verse 3]​

Baby, what do you want?

Your shark just arrived

I wanna grind on you and smoke a blunt

See what that outfit is hiding

I wanna grind on you and grind on you and grind on you

I wanna grind on you and smoke a blunt

I wanna grind on you and grind on you and grind

I wanna grind on you and smoke a blunt

The track already blew me up

The girl dancing lost control

That a** deserves everything
x2

[Interlude]​

Ah! I thought it was slowing down

Alright, alright, let’s go again

Watch Orma, watch Orma, he’s horny

[Verse 4]​

My **** is loose and I want you to hide it

Grab it like it’s bongos

She pops a pill that gets her horny

She f***s in Audis, not Hondas

If I put it in, don’t call me

This isn’t so you fall in love

If your boyfriend doesn’t eat your a**

Then he shouldn’t eat at all

[Bridge]​

Come down to my place, I’ll lick you all over

Baby, I’ll lick you all over

Come down to my place,

I’ll wreck you completely

I’ll wreck you completely

Come down to my place,

I’ll lick you all over
Baby,

I’ll lick you all over

Tell me, servant
If you smoke w***

[Verse 5]​

Jowell, baby, baby, baby

Grinding like a boss

You can tell she f***s good when she’s high

I wanna take a selfie with that huge ***

I’ve got it standing straight, you can tell

What are we gonna do with that huge ***?

In college they’re all A’s

But those tits are C’s

You’re a super freak, baby,

I know
I’m a freak too, what are we gonna do?

With that bum-bum, show it off
x3

Pure trash.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Better we be run by a pedophile and a pedophile protector? Seems like that's what you're saying, bitch.
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Obama? You were a major supporter of the pedophile.

Remember - Obama raped a 6 year old boy on the Resolute Desk with pervy Joe Biden held him down.

And I have just as much evidence for that as you do that Trump is a pedophile.