That's it... it works every....single.... time....without fail....
Operation Make Them Rage ?
He's been dancing the idea for awhile so the voices in the dark lair must be increasingly louder.Dammo didn’t make this poll because he cares about reactions. He made it because somewhere in the dark lair beneath JPP HQ, a council of loud‑mouth reaction‑crybabies gathered around him like goblins screeching, Daaaammmmoooo, the downvotes hurt our feeeeelings!
So Dammo, in full cartoon‑villain fashion, slammed his fist on the keyboard and declared, FINE! I SHALL CREATE… A POLL! A POLL NO ONE ASKED FOR! A POLL WHOSE RESULTS I SHALL IGNORE COMPLETELY!
Then he cackled, cape fluttering, as he added the most unhinged third option imaginable, Three bags of walnuts and leftover chips with aged brown guacamole.
Because nothing says I don’t care about this poll like adding an option that sounds like it crawled out of a radioactive pantry and demanded voting rights.
Meanwhile the complainers are huddled around it like cartoon minions, Master Dammo, will this fix the downvotes?’And Dammo just spins in his villain chair, stroking a cat made of tortilla chips, whispering..No… but it will keep you busy.
Anybody forcing you to post on this forum?It’s not the good morning that’s annoying, it’s the Olympic‑level attention‑grabbing wrapped around it.
Some of these posts aren’t greetings, they’re distress flares. GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!relax, nobody forgot you existed overnight.
It’s not anger. It’s just watching someone turn two harmless words into a daily please clap ritual and thinking, wow, that’s a lot of neediness before coffee.
It usually means you are an obsessed cockwomble.Being the person who gives the most reactions isn’t a bad thing it means you’re actually engaged with the forum instead of sleepwalking through it.
Many boards have no reaction options. They function just fine.Reactions are the bloodstream of a discussion board.
Supports your friends.Thumbs up? Encourages good posts.
Laughing? Highlights the absurdity.
Over a hundred in an hour exhibits mental illness.Downvotes? Filters out the nonsense.
You contribute often?Someone who reacts a lot is doing more for the forum than the people who just lurk, pout, and complain about muh downvotes. At least I’m participating instead of treating the place like a retirement home bulletin board.
This forum will survive just fine without you.If anything, the person giving the most reactions is keeping the forum alive.
The only people whining are you lefties.The people whining about it are just proving they don’t understand how engagement works, or they’re mad that the feedback they’re getting isn’t the validation they wanted.
If you can’t handle a reaction button, maybe the internet is too advanced for you.
FTFY.UniversalUnavailable health care and eternal waiting lists,raise minimum wagebleed companies out of business,protect and enhancebankrupt all possible funding sources of Medicare and Social security, invest in forced publiceducationindoctrination of our children, publicinfrastructuregraft, andscientific researchscience denial,cultivate international alliancesgive all US wealth away to the rest of the world while incarcerating all American Caucasian conservatives through lawfare.
Nobody is whining about getting reactions, they are pointing out that going back to 3 year old posts to give reactions to fill the notification bell with a count that shoves every other notification away is an attempt to control the user experience for another user. So I am giving them control of whether or not they get notified every time another user reacts.Being the person who gives the most reactions isn’t a bad thing it means you’re actually engaged with the forum instead of sleepwalking through it.
Reactions are the bloodstream of a discussion board. Thumbs up? Encourages good posts. Laughing? Highlights the absurdity. Downvotes? Filters out the nonsense.
Someone who reacts a lot is doing more for the forum than the people who just lurk, pout, and complain about muh downvotes. At least I’m participating instead of treating the place like a retirement home bulletin board.
If anything, the person giving the most reactions is keeping the forum alive. The people whining about it are just proving they don’t understand how engagement works, or they’re mad that the feedback they’re getting isn’t the validation they wanted.
If you can’t handle a reaction button, maybe the internet is too advanced for you.
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Most of them moved to Florida once they discovered SPF100 lotion.Aren't there a lot of vampires there?
And yet Dutch makes you guys rage.
Operation Make Them Rage ?
This change will drive you alt leftie wackjobs nuts.Congrats, everyone, you can now hide reactions from specific people. You can’t stop them, you can’t prevent them, you can’t escape them…but you can pretend they aren’t happening.
Cool update, Dammo.
All that whining. All that coding. All that inbox drama.
Thanks for the laughs!
Did you run to Damo to put someone on forced ignore?Congrats, everyone, you can now hide reactions from specific people. You can’t stop them, you can’t prevent them, you can’t escape them…but you can pretend they aren’t happening.
Cool update, Dammo.
All that whining. All that coding. All that inbox drama.
Thanks for the laughs!
He's the whipping boy of the non-loons. So much fun! Especially since he doxxed himself.And yet Dutch makes you guys rage.![]()
The old coot still salty about that?Did you run to Damo to put someone on forced ignore?
Did you run to Damo complaining that people were being mean to you?
How things have changed.
Keep pretending you're tough. Some of us have good memories.The old coot still salty about that?
Everyone assumes Owl runs Damo!Good morning.