Worst State in The Union

[/MSG/]

Well, there really are only two choices.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I like NJ because of Princeton and Rutgers. Also, NJ has Ohio beat by location. As I am fond of saying, if I am ever seriously fucked up by some mystery illness, airlift me to NJ, so that I can be treated at the Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Oklahoma or Mississippi.

 

[Beefy]

North Dakot's a shitbox. But Jersey by miles and miles and miles.

 

[Phantasmal]

I haven't been to either.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Oklahoma or Mississippi.

Why Oklahoma? The other deep south states are all way worse.

 

[WinterBorn]

Iowa, hands down.

I haven't been to every state, but Iowa is the ugliest place I have seen, with no redeeming features.

 

[Minister of Truth]

James T. Kirk is from Iowa. State saved!

 

[WinterBorn]

James T. Kirk is from Iowa. State saved!

And Mississippi gave us BB King, Bo Diddley, and Jimmy Buffet.

Iowa Flushed!!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Iowa, hands down.

I haven't been to every state, but Iowa is the ugliest place I have seen, with no redeeming features.

see if we let YOU eat bacon any more.....

 

[WinterBorn]

see if we let YOU eat bacon any more.....

Plenty of bacon raised right down here in the south. You just can't see the swine because we actually have hills and more than 9 trees.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Plenty of bacon raised right down here in the south. You just can't see the swine because we actually have hills and more than 9 trees.

sorry, without Iowa there won't be enough to go around.....you can eat your trees instead.......

 

[WinterBorn]

sorry, without Iowa there won't be enough to go around.....you can eat your trees instead.......

Nah, we just won't ship any to New York or New Jersey.

Plus we have enough wild hogs to be a serious problems. It makes for leaner bacon.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Nah, we just won't ship any to New York or New Jersey.

Plus we have enough wild hogs to be a serious problems. It makes for leaner bacon.

hmmm....we have corn fed beef, you have pine needle fed pork.......

 

[WinterBorn]

hmmm....we have corn fed beef, you have pine needle fed pork.......

LMAO!! WE have corn fed beef too. And the wild hogs are doing a number on the soybeans and corn, so they are extra tasty.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

new jersey is a shithole.

michigan is the worst state though, because it has the worst city, detroit.

 

[/MSG/]

new jersey is a shithole.

michigan is the worst state though, because it has the worst city, detroit.

Grind, if you ever came to Detroit you'd change your tune.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

yeah i would probably hate it more than I already do when the smell of fresh feces wafts through the air while I am trying to avoid tripping over leaking car batteries strewn about the street

 

[Beefy]

Grind, if you ever came to Detroit you'd change your tune.

Really?! Explain. I know its a common theme among Detroitiers that they will defend the city even though they know it sucks. So I'm wondering if it is that.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Grind, if you ever came to Detroit you'd change your tune.

It would change in that he'd be shot. That sort of changes your tune.