Donald Trump is a convicted felon. We did it, America! We elected a crook!

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Donald Trump is a convicted felon. We did it, America! We elected a crook! | Opinion

We did it, America! We finally put a convicted felon in the White House. Donald Trump was sentenced Friday for falsifying business records.
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We did it, America! We finally put a convicted felon in the White House.

In what I’m sure was a tremendous relief for Republicans – who no longer have to worry about those burdensome “party of family values” and “party of law and order” tags – President-elect Donald Trump was sentenced Friday for falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to an adult-film star.

In less than two weeks, the newly minted felon and the scarlet “F” he’ll wear around his neck will tromp into the White House and show the world that unrepentant criminals can accomplish anything.

Trump's sentencing shows Republicans believe felons should get jobs​

A Trump supporter holds up a sign next to members of the group Rise and Resist protesting outside of Manhattan Criminal Court ahead of the sentencing of U.S President-elect Donald Trump on Jan. 10, 2025, in New York City. The US Supreme Court rejected President-elect Donald Trump's last-minute bid to halt his sentencing in the criminal hush-money case.

A Trump supporter holds up a sign next to members of the group Rise and Resist protesting outside of Manhattan Criminal Court ahead of the sentencing of U.S President-elect Donald Trump on Jan. 10, 2025, in New York City. The US Supreme Court rejected President-elect Donald Trump's last-minute bid to halt his sentencing in the criminal hush-money case.More
For decades, Democrats have fought Republicans over draconian sentencing laws and the idea that ex-offenders who’ve served their time deserve a pathway to a second chance. Well, Trump has no time to serve, given his sentence of unconditional discharge, but he has officially been convicted of 34 felony counts, so it’s clear Republicans now believe strongly in giving criminals second chances.

Good for them. I assume, moving forward, that felony convictions will no longer be roadblocks for job applicants at any level. I mean, it would be the height of hypocrisy for Republicans to say Trump’s case – in which he was tried and convicted by a jury of his peers – is somehow different than the millions of Americans who’ve similarly been convicted of felonies, right?

Opinion: Convicted Felon, Musk and MAGA douse California wildfires with conspiracies, hate and lies

Trump says he 'did nothing wrong' – classic felon speak!​

And if those carrying felony convictions claim they are innocent and did nothing wrong, Republicans will now believe them, right? As the convicted felon said during Friday’s sentencing: “I am totally innocent. I did nothing wrong.”

And now he gets to be president of the United States of America! Case closed. This has to be how things work now, but I’ll leave it to Republican lawmakers and voters to tie themselves into pretzel knots if they think I’m wrong.

At least Republicans can now stop pretending to be moral​

Aside from their embrace of a more progressive approach to criminal justice, I also congratulate Republicans on finally being able to shed the remains of their exoskeleton of morality.

Stormy Daniels leaves Manhattan Criminal Court after testifying at former US President Donald Trump's trial for allegedly covering up hush money payments linked to extramarital affairs, in New York City, on May 9, 2024. Adult film actress Daniels returned to the witness stand on Thursday at Trump's hush money trial for another round of grilling by attorneys for the former president.

Stormy Daniels leaves Manhattan Criminal Court after testifying at former US President Donald Trump's trial for allegedly covering up hush money payments linked to extramarital affairs, in New York City, on May 9, 2024. Adult film actress Daniels returned to the witness stand on Thursday at Trump's hush money trial for another round of grilling by attorneys for the former president. More
Trump’s conviction stemmed from hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels, who alleged she and Trump had sex in 2006, months after Melania Trump gave birth. Whatever anyone thinks of the verdict in this case or the fact that Trump has denied an affair, the hush money bit was never in question.

So with Trump’s conviction and pending ascension to the White House, I’m forced to assume the party that has used morality as a cudgel against LGBTQ+ people and abortion rights and books about gay penguins will now either pipe down or literally drown in its own opportunistic sanctimony.

Opinion: As the convicted felon's election is certified, Americans should declare war on stupidity

Trump's sentencing really was a great day for all Americans​

That’s your guy, Republicans. The dude with the 34 felony convictions for falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to the star of classic films like “Happy Endings” and “Stormy and Her Horny Friends.”

How about you put our gay penguin books back on the library shelves and go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done?

The rest of us will be over here applauding your newfound embrace of ex-offender rehabilitation and the doors I’m sure it will open for the multitude of Americans who claim the justice system did them wrong.
 
MAGA doesn't care so long as they "think" Dump is "owning the libs". The Alt-Right crowd doesn't care so long as they see Dump sticking it to yellow, tan, red, brown or black folk. And those uppity women libs!

Yeah, when they feel their pants down by their ankles and the wind whispering up their shorts, the MAYBE they'll concede that they've been had.
 
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 1 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame


In the grand and often absurd theater of the White House, an olfactory enigma unfolded, known to the staff as the "Case of Dumb Waiter Shame."

It all kicked off when Susie Pickle, a kitchen staffer with a nose for both trouble and gourmet cuisine, started picking up a bizarre scent every morning right after President Biden's breakfast bell chimed. "It smells like a circus elephant wandered through here," she'd lament, leading her to report this puzzling phenomenon to the White House investigators.........to be continued
 
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 2of4 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame

The plot thickened with the mysterious exodus of Biden's personal maids. Three had left so abruptly they might as well have been beamed up by aliens, leaving behind only their hurried resignation. The fourth was dismissed under circumstances so murky, rumors swirled she'd been caught trying to burn the evidence - or rather, the pajamas. The fifth maid, fresh on the job for just four days, decided to speak out, hoping to avoid the fate of her predecessors. She spoke of nightly battles with an invisible foe, a stench so potent it could make a skunk blush.......to be continued
 
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 3of4 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame
The trail of clues, now including a series of tiny, blue pajama buttons found in the dumb waiter, led investigators straight to the President. But when confronted, Biden, with a twinkle in his eye, denied it all with the charm of a seasoned conman man. "I'm innocent! I've only ever soiled my reputation, not my pajamas," he'd say, brushing off the accusations under the shield of presidential immunity.

The investigators, stumped and somewhat amused, could do little but document this bizarre chapter of White House history. The kitchen staff, now equipped with gas masks and industrial-strength air fresheners, undertook daily expeditions to clean the dumb waiter, which they affectionately dubbed "The Pajama Portal." Each cleaning session was like an archaeological dig, uncovering more than just the president's laundry habits; they found small presidential seals, half-eaten jelly donuts, and once, inexplicably, a tiny rubber duck.......to be continued
 
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 4of4 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame

The story became the stuff of legend, told with laughter and a pinch of disbelief. Every morning, as the scent wafted through the corridors, it served as a reminder of the absurdity of power, the resilience of the staff, and the one mystery that even the most thorough investigation couldn't solve - how one man's nightwear could turn into the White House's most notorious ghost story.

So, it's easy to see how this breaking story is just another sad example of Presidential Immunity protecting the powerful and in this case the incontinent. Sad!
 
Tobytone said:
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 1 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame


In the grand and often absurd theater of the White House, an olfactory enigma unfolded, known to the staff as the "Case of Dumb Waiter Shame."

It all kicked off when Susie Pickle, a kitchen staffer with a nose for both trouble and gourmet cuisine, started picking up a bizarre scent every morning right after President Biden's breakfast bell chimed. "It smells like a circus elephant wandered through here," she'd lament, leading her to report this puzzling phenomenon to the White House investigators.........to be continued
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Tobytone said:
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 2of4 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame

The plot thickened with the mysterious exodus of Biden's personal maids. Three had left so abruptly they might as well have been beamed up by aliens, leaving behind only their hurried resignation. The fourth was dismissed under circumstances so murky, rumors swirled she'd been caught trying to burn the evidence - or rather, the pajamas. The fifth maid, fresh on the job for just four days, decided to speak out, hoping to avoid the fate of her predecessors. She spoke of nightly battles with an invisible foe, a stench so potent it could make a skunk blush.......to be continued
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Tobytone said:
This subject inspired me to start writing a short story to dramatize a developing story at the Biden White House involving crime and Presidential Immunity. I'll post in short releases as rapidly as I can. Part 4of4 : The Case of Dumb Waiter Shame

The story became the stuff of legend, told with laughter and a pinch of disbelief. Every morning, as the scent wafted through the corridors, it served as a reminder of the absurdity of power, the resilience of the staff, and the one mystery that even the most thorough investigation couldn't solve - how one man's nightwear could turn into the White House's most notorious ghost story.

So, it's easy to see how this breaking story is just another sad example of Presidential Immunity protecting the powerful and in this case the incontinent. Sad!
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Magats_Love_NHB said:
news.yahoo.com

Donald Trump is a convicted felon. We did it, America! We elected a crook! | Opinion

We did it, America! We finally put a convicted felon in the White House. Donald Trump was sentenced Friday for falsifying business records.
news.yahoo.com news.yahoo.com

We did it, America! We finally put a convicted felon in the White House.

In what I’m sure was a tremendous relief for Republicans – who no longer have to worry about those burdensome “party of family values” and “party of law and order” tags – President-elect Donald Trump was sentenced Friday for falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to an adult-film star.

In less than two weeks, the newly minted felon and the scarlet “F” he’ll wear around his neck will tromp into the White House and show the world that unrepentant criminals can accomplish anything.

Trump's sentencing shows Republicans believe felons should get jobs​

A Trump supporter holds up a sign next to members of the group Rise and Resist protesting outside of Manhattan Criminal Court ahead of the sentencing of U.S President-elect Donald Trump on Jan. 10, 2025, in New York City. The US Supreme Court rejected President-elect Donald Trump's last-minute bid to halt his sentencing in the criminal hush-money case.'s last-minute bid to halt his sentencing in the criminal hush-money case.

A Trump supporter holds up a sign next to members of the group Rise and Resist protesting outside of Manhattan Criminal Court ahead of the sentencing of U.S President-elect Donald Trump on Jan. 10, 2025, in New York City. The US Supreme Court rejected President-elect Donald Trump's last-minute bid to halt his sentencing in the criminal hush-money case.More
For decades, Democrats have fought Republicans over draconian sentencing laws and the idea that ex-offenders who’ve served their time deserve a pathway to a second chance. Well, Trump has no time to serve, given his sentence of unconditional discharge, but he has officially been convicted of 34 felony counts, so it’s clear Republicans now believe strongly in giving criminals second chances.

Good for them. I assume, moving forward, that felony convictions will no longer be roadblocks for job applicants at any level. I mean, it would be the height of hypocrisy for Republicans to say Trump’s case – in which he was tried and convicted by a jury of his peers – is somehow different than the millions of Americans who’ve similarly been convicted of felonies, right?

Opinion: Convicted Felon, Musk and MAGA douse California wildfires with conspiracies, hate and lies

Trump says he 'did nothing wrong' – classic felon speak!​

And if those carrying felony convictions claim they are innocent and did nothing wrong, Republicans will now believe them, right? As the convicted felon said during Friday’s sentencing: “I am totally innocent. I did nothing wrong.”

And now he gets to be president of the United States of America! Case closed. This has to be how things work now, but I’ll leave it to Republican lawmakers and voters to tie themselves into pretzel knots if they think I’m wrong.

At least Republicans can now stop pretending to be moral​

Aside from their embrace of a more progressive approach to criminal justice, I also congratulate Republicans on finally being able to shed the remains of their exoskeleton of morality.

Stormy Daniels leaves Manhattan Criminal Court after testifying at former US President Donald Trump's trial for allegedly covering up hush money payments linked to extramarital affairs, in New York City, on May 9, 2024. Adult film actress Daniels returned to the witness stand on Thursday at Trump's hush money trial for another round of grilling by attorneys for the former president.'s trial for allegedly covering up hush money payments linked to extramarital affairs, in New York City, on May 9, 2024. Adult film actress Daniels returned to the witness stand on Thursday at Trump's hush money trial for another round of grilling by attorneys for the former president.

Stormy Daniels leaves Manhattan Criminal Court after testifying at former US President Donald Trump's trial for allegedly covering up hush money payments linked to extramarital affairs, in New York City, on May 9, 2024. Adult film actress Daniels returned to the witness stand on Thursday at Trump's hush money trial for another round of grilling by attorneys for the former president. More
Trump’s conviction stemmed from hush money paid to porn star Stormy Daniels, who alleged she and Trump had sex in 2006, months after Melania Trump gave birth. Whatever anyone thinks of the verdict in this case or the fact that Trump has denied an affair, the hush money bit was never in question.

So with Trump’s conviction and pending ascension to the White House, I’m forced to assume the party that has used morality as a cudgel against LGBTQ+ people and abortion rights and books about gay penguins will now either pipe down or literally drown in its own opportunistic sanctimony.

Opinion: As the convicted felon's election is certified, Americans should declare war on stupidity

Trump's sentencing really was a great day for all Americans​

That’s your guy, Republicans. The dude with the 34 felony convictions for falsifying business records to cover up a hush money payment to the star of classic films like “Happy Endings” and “Stormy and Her Horny Friends.”

How about you put our gay penguin books back on the library shelves and go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done?

The rest of us will be over here applauding your newfound embrace of ex-offender rehabilitation and the doors I’m sure it will open for the multitude of Americans who claim the justice system did them wrong.
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