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01) Are you a Birther?
If you are a Birther give yourself one point.
Birthers will believe anything. If you tell them that Fox News in the morning said the world is only six thousand years old. They will believe it. If Orly Taitz tells them that Obama doesnt have a birth certificate, of course they would believe her even after she has presented her ninth fake Obama birth certificate in as many months. A Birther is the kind of person who would openly pronounce and beam with pride while saying it, that the world is flat and the sun revolves around the Earth and socialist symbols adorn the Rockefeller Plaza.
02) Are you a Tea Bagger?
If you are a Tea Bagger give yourself one point.
A Tea Bagger greatest want in life is to give tax breaks to the rich and desires for our Government to use Socialism when it comes to, Wall Street bankers and brokers whom need a tax break, but when that tax break is used to help the middle class, they go ballistic and start screaming Socialism, as if a five year old has just learned a new cuss word. A Tea Bagger has have no ideal what they are doing are why they are doing it. Generally they are nothing more than a rather childish high school click living out their rather bizarre insignificant, miserable failure of a life living in a vacuum.
03) Are you a Deather?
If you are a Deather give yourself one point.
Deathers simply do not wish to engage and help other less fortunate people to have health care or receive even the most inexpensive of health care providers. These people are a dense as a neutron star. They neither wish to realize or come to terms with the notion; they are biting off their own noses to spit their face. They are unable to see the forest because of the trees and have not a clue that when the health care debate is over, they have not only been used by the health care companies to do their personal bidding. The Deathers will be royally screwed by their Medicare and Medicaid when they suddenly find their premiums have gone up to the point where they have now lost their health care and their health care provider. A box of rocks is smarter than a Deather. Deathers are like Birther in the way of they live in a constant state of denial. Both are fanatical loons blabbing continuous nonsense.
04) Are you a Death Eater?
If you are a Death Eater give yourself one point.
Death Eaters consider themselves elitist while trying to convince everyone else only Democrats, liberals and progressives are elitist. These people take great pride in blindly following the Republican Party while doing that partys evil bidding and without question, at every opportunity. They believe Rush Limbaugh*** (see drug addict) is the true leader of the GOP. They also believe Glen Beck is a stable influence on their party and when he weeps he weeps for us all. That Fox News is a real news agency. That Ann Coulter really is a woman. They are vehemently opposed to any logical assumptions or theories to global warming. Being a Death Eater is like the old drug advertisement of the egg being broken into an iron frying pan and the announcer states ~ This is your brains on drugs. Sizzle!
05) Are you a member of the Party Of No?
If you believe in the Party of No give yourself one point.
Do you believe that the high-water mark of the conservative party is just saying no to everything that President Obama and the Democratic Party ask for? If you believe that the strategy of no is the only way in which to revive your party platform, only this can be said about youit must very frustrating to be a party of nothing? Always remember this Atheism is the Philosophy of No.
06) Do you want President Obama dead?
Only you know for sure and if you want Obama dead give yourself one point.
If you are good enough to walk in the streets without any worries of harming other people, you are stable. If you find yourself hating so called liberals so badly your want them dead then you are not a well person and you should seek professional help immediately. Your rabies has made you into an insane killer monkey. Seek help now! Your mind is untettered from reality.
07) Do you believe as a Republican you are not unhinged?
If you are a Republican and you believe you are not unhinged give yourself one point. It is interesting to note all Republicans are in various states of being unhinged. In 1929 Republicans already tried to do what they are advocating today. Most really unhinged Republicans are keen on talking about watering the tree of liberty, which is what Timothy McVeigh and most right wing terrorist organizations propose from time to time. But the Republican Party never seems to quote another famous Jefferson sayings ~ one being a coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. The other beingif a man cannot govern himself, how can he govern others?
08) Do you believe in your GOP Leaders?
If you believe in your GOP leaders give yourself one point.
Come on now really ~ did you really think that Obama was going to teach Socialism or indoctrinate Marxism to our children in the classrooms this week?
Seriously, if you did and a representative you respect allowed you to think such, that alone can be called ~ reckless abuse ~ when you have supposedly grown up party leaders who will not speak up or speak against the inane stupidity and ever whining childish behavior you people display on a day-to-day basis. By allowing you to rant and rave and carry on as many of you do nowadays, shows the political landscape your leaders do not have your better interest in mind. Perhaps you should try to grow up and try to become a little less paranoid? Stop throwing hissy fits in the middle of the store isle, just because you want a piece of candy you cant have. The democrats won. Get over yourself and grow up for goodness sake.
09) Do you believe the Republican Party is credible?
If you believe what you believe is credible give yourself one point.
None of us could had ever anticipated that the presidency of Barack Obama would, among other things would send the far-right into a freakazoid display of shockingly deranged conniption fits and outright unstable crazy talk ~ their manic hyperdrive engines, tuned to raido free Mars while blowing fire out their back ends, fueled by utlra conservative waving around their gesticulating arm flab while weeping nonsese about socialism and bazarre sing song rhetoric, blasting like screaming sirens, beyond the zero barrier of the twilight zone.
10) Do you believe in Party over substance and personal value?
If you believe your party is more important than your childrens future give yourself one point. Many republican are in deep denial about how their party turned a budget surplus into a record-breaking deficit in only 7 years. They are also in denial about how Bush and Cheney circumvented the Constitution to further their political objectives. They are in denial of the fact that the party sold them a bill of goods in exchange for some of their personal liberties. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney trashed our reputation around the world. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney lied to get us into war with Iraq. Yet all these things you place upon the shoulders on President Obama. Never once on any issue taking the blame to the mess you put this great nation in.
Shall I go on?
If you scored 10 points:
Congratulations! You are a sick, deranged animal. Welcome to the land of the lost for you are certifiably insane. You are poison. Goober screams "LIAR" from the rafters!
If your score is 7 points to 9 points:
Push yourself just a little harder towards the wrong direction and you can say good-bye to your therapist and say hello to a padded rubber room while wearing a clean white straight jacket and a tin foil hat. The more you spit and fume about make-believe left-wing conspiracies, which are nothing more than rhetorical tactics used by the Republican Party to make you paranoid to the point where you are having hallucinations so to control you with while demoralizing the political debate. Sadly trying to get you to change your minds or talk sense into you is like talking to a box of rocks.
You most likely are a person who gives in to faint, whispering inner voicesand illogical or delusional ideations. You believe Glen Beck is a messiah. You have great difficulty in not only being a human being but are glaringly ignorant of nearly all facts and wholly absent of any reasonable empathy. Know you are doing more harm to your party than helping it. Controversial issues are never just one sided. You cannot always be one hundred percent correct all the time. Quit being so shameful and stop screaming! You are making the patents above you gouge at their faces while climbing the walls of their cells. If you dont get a hold of yourself and come to your senses you will be scoring a ten on this test. And you are going to find yourself indoctrinated. Not into Socialism or Marxism but into a mental faculty, so you can no longer harm yourself or others.
If your score is 4 points to 6 points:
Not bad. Not bad at all. At least you are tying. You are somewhat delusional to believe in what the GOP stands for today. Try to not give in to your somewhatdramatic and exaggerated expression of personal reactions to news you dont wish or want to believe in but in your heart know such things may be for certain. You must learn to come to know reality to hallucinations. Remember Conservative media rots the brain and can leave you vulnerable to outside attacks from unprincipled right wing political pundits. Do not believe everything your peers tell you and learn how to check facts by using the Internet properly, while reading the fine print. No Conservative blog can ever be trusted with the truth, no matter how legit they may seem. Get real. Wake up and smell the coffee.
If your score is 1 point to 3 points:
Turn off and tune out and turn away from Fox News. The Fox News Channel is not a trustworthy, balanced, reliable or objective network -- watch it for a laugh then change channels. Know a joke when you hear it. Strive to know what satire is and learn to identify it when you read or see it in the written word. Always remember Dennis Miller is not a comedian but just another typical political hate playing on TV. Keep in mind realism is reality. Rumors are always arbitrary. Set your own goals and do not allow yourself to be boxed into a corner. Practice thinking: outside the box. Take things in stride and learn to ground yourself. Do not undernourish your soul only, with right wing propaganda, which poison the well of democracy.
If your score is Zero points:
You are not a typical hypocritical Republican douche bag and you are keeping it real. Your sanity becomes you. Thank you for being a productive, valuable, understanding and complete human being in todays society while not given to fanciful moronic displays of condescending fits of pure unadulterated madness. Bravo.
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If you are a Birther give yourself one point.
Birthers will believe anything. If you tell them that Fox News in the morning said the world is only six thousand years old. They will believe it. If Orly Taitz tells them that Obama doesnt have a birth certificate, of course they would believe her even after she has presented her ninth fake Obama birth certificate in as many months. A Birther is the kind of person who would openly pronounce and beam with pride while saying it, that the world is flat and the sun revolves around the Earth and socialist symbols adorn the Rockefeller Plaza.
02) Are you a Tea Bagger?
If you are a Tea Bagger give yourself one point.
A Tea Bagger greatest want in life is to give tax breaks to the rich and desires for our Government to use Socialism when it comes to, Wall Street bankers and brokers whom need a tax break, but when that tax break is used to help the middle class, they go ballistic and start screaming Socialism, as if a five year old has just learned a new cuss word. A Tea Bagger has have no ideal what they are doing are why they are doing it. Generally they are nothing more than a rather childish high school click living out their rather bizarre insignificant, miserable failure of a life living in a vacuum.
03) Are you a Deather?
If you are a Deather give yourself one point.
Deathers simply do not wish to engage and help other less fortunate people to have health care or receive even the most inexpensive of health care providers. These people are a dense as a neutron star. They neither wish to realize or come to terms with the notion; they are biting off their own noses to spit their face. They are unable to see the forest because of the trees and have not a clue that when the health care debate is over, they have not only been used by the health care companies to do their personal bidding. The Deathers will be royally screwed by their Medicare and Medicaid when they suddenly find their premiums have gone up to the point where they have now lost their health care and their health care provider. A box of rocks is smarter than a Deather. Deathers are like Birther in the way of they live in a constant state of denial. Both are fanatical loons blabbing continuous nonsense.
04) Are you a Death Eater?
If you are a Death Eater give yourself one point.
Death Eaters consider themselves elitist while trying to convince everyone else only Democrats, liberals and progressives are elitist. These people take great pride in blindly following the Republican Party while doing that partys evil bidding and without question, at every opportunity. They believe Rush Limbaugh*** (see drug addict) is the true leader of the GOP. They also believe Glen Beck is a stable influence on their party and when he weeps he weeps for us all. That Fox News is a real news agency. That Ann Coulter really is a woman. They are vehemently opposed to any logical assumptions or theories to global warming. Being a Death Eater is like the old drug advertisement of the egg being broken into an iron frying pan and the announcer states ~ This is your brains on drugs. Sizzle!
05) Are you a member of the Party Of No?
If you believe in the Party of No give yourself one point.
Do you believe that the high-water mark of the conservative party is just saying no to everything that President Obama and the Democratic Party ask for? If you believe that the strategy of no is the only way in which to revive your party platform, only this can be said about youit must very frustrating to be a party of nothing? Always remember this Atheism is the Philosophy of No.
06) Do you want President Obama dead?
Only you know for sure and if you want Obama dead give yourself one point.
If you are good enough to walk in the streets without any worries of harming other people, you are stable. If you find yourself hating so called liberals so badly your want them dead then you are not a well person and you should seek professional help immediately. Your rabies has made you into an insane killer monkey. Seek help now! Your mind is untettered from reality.
07) Do you believe as a Republican you are not unhinged?
If you are a Republican and you believe you are not unhinged give yourself one point. It is interesting to note all Republicans are in various states of being unhinged. In 1929 Republicans already tried to do what they are advocating today. Most really unhinged Republicans are keen on talking about watering the tree of liberty, which is what Timothy McVeigh and most right wing terrorist organizations propose from time to time. But the Republican Party never seems to quote another famous Jefferson sayings ~ one being a coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. The other beingif a man cannot govern himself, how can he govern others?
08) Do you believe in your GOP Leaders?
If you believe in your GOP leaders give yourself one point.
Come on now really ~ did you really think that Obama was going to teach Socialism or indoctrinate Marxism to our children in the classrooms this week?
Seriously, if you did and a representative you respect allowed you to think such, that alone can be called ~ reckless abuse ~ when you have supposedly grown up party leaders who will not speak up or speak against the inane stupidity and ever whining childish behavior you people display on a day-to-day basis. By allowing you to rant and rave and carry on as many of you do nowadays, shows the political landscape your leaders do not have your better interest in mind. Perhaps you should try to grow up and try to become a little less paranoid? Stop throwing hissy fits in the middle of the store isle, just because you want a piece of candy you cant have. The democrats won. Get over yourself and grow up for goodness sake.
09) Do you believe the Republican Party is credible?
If you believe what you believe is credible give yourself one point.
None of us could had ever anticipated that the presidency of Barack Obama would, among other things would send the far-right into a freakazoid display of shockingly deranged conniption fits and outright unstable crazy talk ~ their manic hyperdrive engines, tuned to raido free Mars while blowing fire out their back ends, fueled by utlra conservative waving around their gesticulating arm flab while weeping nonsese about socialism and bazarre sing song rhetoric, blasting like screaming sirens, beyond the zero barrier of the twilight zone.
10) Do you believe in Party over substance and personal value?
If you believe your party is more important than your childrens future give yourself one point. Many republican are in deep denial about how their party turned a budget surplus into a record-breaking deficit in only 7 years. They are also in denial about how Bush and Cheney circumvented the Constitution to further their political objectives. They are in denial of the fact that the party sold them a bill of goods in exchange for some of their personal liberties. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney trashed our reputation around the world. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney lied to get us into war with Iraq. Yet all these things you place upon the shoulders on President Obama. Never once on any issue taking the blame to the mess you put this great nation in.
Shall I go on?
If you scored 10 points:
Congratulations! You are a sick, deranged animal. Welcome to the land of the lost for you are certifiably insane. You are poison. Goober screams "LIAR" from the rafters!
If your score is 7 points to 9 points:
Push yourself just a little harder towards the wrong direction and you can say good-bye to your therapist and say hello to a padded rubber room while wearing a clean white straight jacket and a tin foil hat. The more you spit and fume about make-believe left-wing conspiracies, which are nothing more than rhetorical tactics used by the Republican Party to make you paranoid to the point where you are having hallucinations so to control you with while demoralizing the political debate. Sadly trying to get you to change your minds or talk sense into you is like talking to a box of rocks.
You most likely are a person who gives in to faint, whispering inner voicesand illogical or delusional ideations. You believe Glen Beck is a messiah. You have great difficulty in not only being a human being but are glaringly ignorant of nearly all facts and wholly absent of any reasonable empathy. Know you are doing more harm to your party than helping it. Controversial issues are never just one sided. You cannot always be one hundred percent correct all the time. Quit being so shameful and stop screaming! You are making the patents above you gouge at their faces while climbing the walls of their cells. If you dont get a hold of yourself and come to your senses you will be scoring a ten on this test. And you are going to find yourself indoctrinated. Not into Socialism or Marxism but into a mental faculty, so you can no longer harm yourself or others.
If your score is 4 points to 6 points:
Not bad. Not bad at all. At least you are tying. You are somewhat delusional to believe in what the GOP stands for today. Try to not give in to your somewhatdramatic and exaggerated expression of personal reactions to news you dont wish or want to believe in but in your heart know such things may be for certain. You must learn to come to know reality to hallucinations. Remember Conservative media rots the brain and can leave you vulnerable to outside attacks from unprincipled right wing political pundits. Do not believe everything your peers tell you and learn how to check facts by using the Internet properly, while reading the fine print. No Conservative blog can ever be trusted with the truth, no matter how legit they may seem. Get real. Wake up and smell the coffee.
If your score is 1 point to 3 points:
Turn off and tune out and turn away from Fox News. The Fox News Channel is not a trustworthy, balanced, reliable or objective network -- watch it for a laugh then change channels. Know a joke when you hear it. Strive to know what satire is and learn to identify it when you read or see it in the written word. Always remember Dennis Miller is not a comedian but just another typical political hate playing on TV. Keep in mind realism is reality. Rumors are always arbitrary. Set your own goals and do not allow yourself to be boxed into a corner. Practice thinking: outside the box. Take things in stride and learn to ground yourself. Do not undernourish your soul only, with right wing propaganda, which poison the well of democracy.
If your score is Zero points:
You are not a typical hypocritical Republican douche bag and you are keeping it real. Your sanity becomes you. Thank you for being a productive, valuable, understanding and complete human being in todays society while not given to fanciful moronic displays of condescending fits of pure unadulterated madness. Bravo.
By Unknown
