13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State

[FUCK THE POLICE]

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/13-year-old-drinking-prodigy-accepted-to-ohio-state-1066

Is this how you got in Mott?

 

[Bill]

 

[Mott the Hoople]

http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/13-year-old-drinking-prodigy-accepted-to-ohio-state-1066

Is this how you got in Mott?

I didn't attend Ohio State. I worked there as a research assistant. I did my undergrad at Wright State.

Besides...you're just jealous that Tyler gets more pussy than you.