2011 GM CAR

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Canceled2

Banned
The New GM (Government Motors)

Proudly Introduces



The 2011 Obummer

This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with Tele Prompters to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

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Ice Dancer said:
The New GM (Government Motors)

Proudly Introduces



The 2011 Obummer

This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.

It comes complete with Tele Prompters to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!

gm2011car.jpg
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What about leg room and where do the kids and dog sit?
 
usaloyal2theend said:
What about leg room and where do the kids and dog sit?
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There shouldn't be any kids, as they interfere with your ability to pursue a career, have fun with your friends, be active for causes and political issues, go clubbing every weekend, return to college periodically, travel the world, indulge in weed and blow, have as much sex as you can get or purchase, and generally live the good life.

The dog can walk, seeing as how it needs to get exercise.
 
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