21st birfdeh

[FUCK THE POLICE]

(8:51:40 PM) thesupersacfiter: I want to ironically make my 21st birthday the one day I'm sober this month.
(8:51:52 PM) ib1yysguy: you're such a fucking emo

 

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why isn't ib1 posting here? tired of getting his ass handed to him?

 

[Beefy]

(8:51:40 PM) thesupersacfiter: I want to ironically make my 21st birthday the one day I'm sober this month.
(8:51:52 PM) ib1yysguy: you're such a fucking emo

Happy birthday. You've got another 2-3 years of growing, and then its shrinkage in every possible aspect for the rest of your life. Success does not matter. Women do not matter. The clock just starts ticking faster and faster and then one day you wake up and you're old. Older than you ever thought you'd be. Then, you wish the reaper would hurry up.

So enjoy yourself in the mean time.

 

[/MSG/]

(8:51:40 PM) thesupersacfiter: I want to ironically make my 21st birthday the one day I'm sober this month.
(8:51:52 PM) ib1yysguy: you're such a fucking emo

The super sac fiter? That's the gayest name I've ever heard of.

Oh and happy birthday I guess. Hopefully it's your last.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Thanks for the buzzkill, Beefy.

Happy birthday, Watermark. Shots all around!!

 

[Damocles]

Merry sober day.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Happy birthday. You've got another 2-3 years of growing, and then its shrinkage in every possible aspect for the rest of your life. Success does not matter. Women do not matter. The clock just starts ticking faster and faster and then one day you wake up and you're old. Older than you ever thought you'd be. Then, you wish the reaper would hurry up.

So enjoy yourself in the mean time.

Jesus dude, why not put some icing on a hand grenade and give it to the poor bastard?

 

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Jesus dude, why not put some icing on a hand grenade and give it to the poor bastard?

Because hand grenades are expensive.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

(8:51:40 PM) thesupersacfiter: I want to ironically make my 21st birthday the one day I'm sober this month.
(8:51:52 PM) ib1yysguy: you're such a fucking emo

Happy Bday dude. Try not to kill anyone, ok?

 

[Damocles]

Because hand grenades are expensive.

And he doesn't know how to make icing.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Because hand grenades are expensive.

Ahright then ya cheap bastard, spread icing on a box of rat poison.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

And he doesn't know how to make icing.

Hmmm good point. I can see that with someone from Michigan pouring a powder into a bowl, adding water and mixing can be quite complicated. I know! Tell him he's making crack!!

 

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Hmmm good point. I can see that with someone from Michigan pouring a powder into a bowl, adding water and mixing can be quite complicated. I know! Tell him he's making crack!!

Why would I need to make crack? I'm not planning on picking up any Ohio women.

And Damo was referring to Beefy, who is not in Michigan.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's not my birthday. My 21st birthday is on the 27. I was just talking about this with IB1 and thought it was funny.

*sigh*

 

[/MSG/]

It's not my birthday. My 21st birthday is on the 27. I was just talking about this with IB1 and thought it was funny.

*sigh*

Well don't expect another. Just for that, I'm going to spring for a hand grenade.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Well don't expect another. Just for that, I'm going to spring for a hand grenade.

and I"ll send you a box of icing....with instructions.

 

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and I"ll send you a box of icing....with instructions.

That's because they wouldn't sell you it without instructions. You are from Ohio after all.