50 Points to the first person that writes a haiku about me

[BRUTALITOPS]

just proving to dixie the system is not corrupt. anyone can write a haiku about me.

 

[KingCondanomation]

the wind of Watermark
I've brought out my fan
a gift from Grind

I don't want any points, I do what I do for higher reasons.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ok well haikus are 5/7/5 so you messed up anyway. A for effort though.

[x] dano fails

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Grind is rly cool
Only he can procreate
Grind is rly great

Corrected the meter by putting the last line in the middle. Although it no longer really make sense, the change makes it into a haiku.

 

[Damocles]

He said a Haiku, not a cheer. Geez.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

[x] watermark wins

 

[Damocles]

The last line of a Haiku should always be a sentence fragment.

Here is an example of a Haiku:

Autumn comes with pain,
Colored, enhanced, unbroken
Leaves are blowing to...

Basically the goal is to leave the thought unfinished and the reader contemplating therefore.

 

[DigitalDave]

Grind likes girls with hair
In the great pubic region
Cause he has none there

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The last line of a Haiku should always be a sentence fragment.

Here is an example of a Haiku:

Autumn comes with pain,
Colored, enhanced, unbroken
Leaves are blowing to...

Basically the goal is to leave the thought unfinished and the reader contemplating therefore.

I get it now damo.

Grind is really great
And only grind can procreate
That is, with your...

 

[Damocles]

I get it now damo.

Grind is really great
And only grind can procreate
That is, with your...

Exactly! Watermark wins!

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

of the daily grind
only he knows the burden
knowledge to carry

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

oh, i just noticed the first person part...

sad am i today
soon to come a happy day
shall we see this day

 

[ib1yysguy]

Air beneath his hair,
Heart like stone inside his chest,
Grind is the cosmos.