Cancel 2016.2
The Almighty
Athletics on the whole keep people healthier. Eating junk food, smoking etc. basically does nothing positive. Couldn't peer pressure given to us by others be a good thing?
We should form protest groups for the benefit of fatties across America. Stand outside of McDonalds and lob jars of fat (the fat in the jars, not the jars themselves... cause that would hurt) at those entering. Mock them mercilessly until they go home in shame. Or perhaps we should just have our idiots in DC make all junk food illegal... along with fattie producing fast food places like McDonalds. Shut down Coca Cola and Pepsi. Eliminate the Ho Hos, ding dongs and potato chips etc... Sugar.... well that is illegal now too.