A battle between two people with two weapons

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The gun or the improved Holy Avenger +7? We're assuming that the person using the gun is chaotic evil, so it meets out an extra +3 to damage, and also we're assuming that you're a lvl. 32 human Swashbuckler (a thief kit) with the UAI HLA, instead of a Paladin, which means you use the thief Thac0 table instead of the fighters (however, you get the Swashbuckler's natural improvements to damage and to hit, so it somewhat makes up for it, but you also have far fewer HP).

 

[Legion Troll's Troll]

The gun or the improved Holy Avenger +7? We're assuming that the person using the gun is chaotic evil, so it meets out an extra +3 to damage, and also we're assuming that you're a lvl. 32 human Swashbuckler (a thief kit) with the UAI HLA, instead of a Paladin, which means you use the thief Thac0 table instead of the fighters (however, you get the Swashbuckler's natural improvements to damage and to hit, so it somewhat makes up for it, but you also have far fewer HP).

Mommy didn't let you out of the basement today?

 

[/MSG/]

Thank god my brother is a D&D player. Naturally I voted the gun, based on my high dexterity.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

2nd edition, bitches. Unbalanced as hell, but it had character.

 

[/MSG/]

1st edition had C'Thulhu.

 

[DamnYankee]

You're gay.

 

[/MSG/]

You're I'm gay.

We know you are SM.

 

[Minister of Truth]

2nd edition, bitches. Unbalanced as hell, but it had character.

Fuck.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Well, actually, it's the rules of Baldur's Gate, which was based on 2nd edition but had changes (like kits and HLA's).

 

[Minister of Truth]

Can't it just be the Marquis of St. Queensbury Rules?