...than some I've read recently.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while, “the lights would turn off.”
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the crowd erupted into a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender. “Would you
like a drink?”
“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig
leaf on that statue, the lights go out.”
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while, “the lights would turn off.”
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a
statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
“Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the crowd erupted into a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did
they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender. “Would you
like a drink?”
“No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig
leaf on that statue, the lights go out.”