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Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin


Oct 9, 4:50 PM (ET)

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081009/D93N6V200.html
 
uscitizen said:
Woman allegedly pours hot water on husband's groin


Oct 9, 4:50 PM (ET)

BRADENTON, Fla. (AP) - Authorities say a woman has been arrested in west Florida after pouring scalding hot water on her husband's groin. Manatee County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a 52-year-old woman on Wednesday on a charge of aggravated battery with great bodily harm.

The woman was being held at the Manatee County jail on $7,500 bond.

Authorities say the woman boiled the water and threw it on her husband's groin while he slept. He sustained second degree burns and ran out of the house screaming while a relative called 911, according to a sheriff's report.

The man was flown to a Tampa hospital for treatment. The report said the woman did not give a reason for pouring the water on her husband, but said she had been drinking alcohol.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20081009/D93N6V200.html
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LMAO!!!

Oh thats gotta be a lousy way to wake up.
 
I gave up on it Sol, apparently I only want to marry the psychos...
Actually the last one was great until she went psycho. I found out after marriage that all the people on her mothers side of the family whacked out around 40 or so.

I guess it was my overly sheltered AOG church upbringing. It can't be my fault!
 
I can sympathize with you, USC.

I had a foolproof method of determining whether a woman was a psycho.

If I find her attractive and she is attracted to me, she is a dangrous psychopath. (except my current wife, of course. - she occasionally reads posts here)
 
Solitary said:
I can sympathize with you, USC.

I had a foolproof method of determining whether a woman was a psycho.

If I find her attractive and she is attracted to me, she is a dangrous psychopath. (except my current wife, of course. - she occasionally reads posts here)
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Must be how it works with me. :D
My lady friend of several months thinks about it like I do and neither one of us wants to mess up what we have with marriage.
 
WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
~
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
~
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
~
When a woman steals you r husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
~
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished!
~
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
~
A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
~
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
~
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
~
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say ..... talk in your sleep.
~
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
~
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
~
'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray
for Strength I'll just beat him to death'
~
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit
onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the
husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'
 
Solitary said:
WHY AM I MARRIED?...'
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Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over.

"What's wrong, Seamus?" Paddy asked.

"Well didn't ya know, Paddy, that your wife fell out of the car about five miles back?" said Seamus.

"Ah, praise The Almighty!" Paddy replied with relief. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
 
uscitizen said:
I gave up on it Sol, apparently I only want to marry the psychos...
Actually the last one was great until she went psycho. I found out after marriage that all the people on her mothers side of the family whacked out around 40 or so.

I guess it was my overly sheltered AOG church upbringing. It can't be my fault!
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The only good thing about the psychos is that the sex is great.
 
I'm sick of all you older married men knocking marriage and trying to dissuade us youngin's from partaking. Its very simple - if you don't knock her around, she stays interesting and fun.
 
Threedee said:
I'm sick of all you older married men knocking marriage and trying to dissuade us youngin's from partaking. Its very simple - if you don't knock her around, she stays interesting and fun.
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LOL Partake all you want just do not marry.

Ban marriage. That would totally eliminate divorce and spouse abuse.
 
Solitary said:
So WM, you think that the lunatic actions of one drunken psycho is reason not to marry ANY woman?
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No, it's just that I've made it a policy to always respond to the brain dead conservatives (not the normal conservatives) with the obnoxious smilies they love so much.

And they're ALL like that anyway.
 
uscitizen said:
LOL Partake all you want just do not marry.

Ban marriage. That would totally eliminate divorce and spouse abuse.
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Not being a leftist, I would still have a church to be married in, but I agree that banning civil marriage is the way to go, and the divorce rate would certainly plummet.
 
Threedee said:
I'm sick of all you older married men knocking marriage and trying to dissuade us youngin's from partaking. Its very simple - if you don't knock her around, she stays interesting and fun.
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I don't knock marriage. I knock psycho women. I almost married one but managed to dodge the bullet.

And a lot of us don't knock women around. And a lot of the good guys end up divorced anyway.

My ex-wife tells everyone that I am a great catch. (but then, she decided in '95 that my sister-in-law was a catch too) :cof1:
 
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