A haiku - further study in the field of uber-literalism

[FUCK THE POLICE]

If all the world is a stage
And we are but actors
Then where's my fucking money

 

[evince]

Like most actors you really dont get paid

 

[Damocles]

Like most actors you really dont get paid

Yeah, most actors never get a stage job, let alone an actual paying acting job.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Damo, would you join me in the uber-literalism movement?

 

[Damocles]

Damo, would you join me in the uber-literalism movement?

Yes.

 

[Kamala Trump]

If cannibals eat stupid people do they become stupider?

 

[Topspin]

you are a tool
good thing your daddy is rich
Watergerber's breath smells like simalac!!!

 

[Damocles]

If cannibals eat stupid people do they become stupider?

Wouldn't that be like the snake eating its own tail?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

you are a tool
good thing your daddy is rich
Watergerber's breath smells like simalac!!!

you are a tool
1 1 1 1
good thing your daddy is rich
1 1 1 2 1 1
Watergerber's breath smells like simalac!!!
3 1 1 2 2 or 3, not sure what this word is

So that's 4, 7, 9. 20 syllables

Not a Haiku.

Mine wasn't either but everyone STFU.

 

[Damocles]

The last line of a Haiku should be an incomplete sentence as well.

This is one art that Americans suck at.

 

[Damocles]

This is five on here.
This is seven on right here.
And again there is...

(That is a haiku. An "on" is literally translated from Japanese as "sound" and is almost but not exactly synonymous with the English word "Syllable".)

 

[TexasMeg]

Was reading sites with funny haikus after I saw this thread. Did you know there's an entire site dedicated to porn haiku??? It was quite entertaining, but on more than one occasion I found myself having to use the urban dictionary as a reference...