A Hooker for Watermark

[Mott the Hoople]

Watermark has been struggling down their in God forsaken Mississippi with no culture and an over abundance of fast food joints. He's also been suffering from stress and insomnia.

In recogniation for his contribution to this board I think we should chip in and buy him the services of a hooker so that he can get a little sumpin, sumpin and then get a good nights sleep. The only question is what hooker should we get him?

 

[Minister of Truth]

You might want to be careful about crossing the line with Damo. Mellow dudes tend to explode violently when you finally break past their wall of calm.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

ohio resident lectures on culture

 

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You might want to be careful about crossing the line with Damo. Mellow dudes tend to explode violently when you finally break past their wall of calm.

Does his shirt split and his skin turn green?

 

[Minister of Truth]

No, he's not an angry badass. He becomes like that kid on Youtube who demolishes his computer.

 

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ohio resident lectures on culture

Lol that was awesome

 

[Mott the Hoople]

ohio resident lectures on culture

Dude.....WTF....Cleveland....waddya expect? No State is perfect!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You might want to be careful about crossing the line with Damo. Mellow dudes tend to explode violently when you finally break past their wall of calm.

Well....I figured he might need someone with experience.....LOTS of experience.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

 

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Well....I figured he might need someone with experience.....LOTS of experience.

Are you out of your mind? BTW, Damo just quit smoking.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Are you out of your mind? BTW, Damo just quit smoking.

Shhhh Darla!! If he did keep quiet about it. Shoot I remember when I quit. You'd try like hell to get it off your mind and then someone would say "Hey I heard you quit smoking" and it was like instant nicotene fit!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I think we need to act quick. We're losing him.

 

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Shhhh Darla!! If he did keep quiet about it. Shoot I remember when I quit. You'd try like hell to get it off your mind and then someone would say "Hey I heard you quit smoking" and it was like instant nicotene fit!

what I mean was that now is probably not the time to be making jokes about his mother. He might kill you. That would temporarily relieve his nicotine desires.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

what I mean was that now is probably not the time to be making jokes about his mother. He might kill you. That would temporarily relieve his nicotine desires.

Who said I was joking?

 

[Damocles]

Does his shirt split and his skin turn green?

That Green thing is a myth. What do you think I am, a plant?

 

[Damocles]

what I mean was that now is probably not the time to be making jokes about his mother. He might kill you. That would temporarily relieve his nicotine desires.

My mom? Wut?

 

[Damocles]

*snerk*...

Damo's mom would make a horrible hooker. LOL I can't stop laughing at that one.

I think I'll vote for Rue Paul for the KissingCommies dude...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I think Rue Paul has a pickle surprise.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That Green thing is a myth. What do you think I am, a plant?

 

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That Green thing is a myth. What do you think I am, a plant?

Feed me, feed me!