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A hunter kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they beg their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams to her brother

"Don't eat it, it's an ASSHOLE."
:clink:
 
A hunter kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they beg their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams to her brother

"Don't eat it, it's an ASSHOLE."
:clink:
That actually gave me a chuckle.

Morning laughs, even small ones, are welcome.
 
That actually gave me a chuckle.

Morning laughs, even small ones, are welcome.

It is the way I start my day now! I use to turn on the news, now I turn on Ellen, not literally, butyou know what I mean, :cof1:
 
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