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The next gathering of the Conservative Political Action Committee (CPAC) is happening in Dallas this weekend, and we've yet to learn what we did to deserve such an honor. Whatever the reason, it's happening and we'll once again be the epicenter of conservative politics — and just after we got over the emotional toil produce by the QAnon gathering at the Omni last month.
Note to whichever deity, alien intelligence or whoever it is Big D has so obviously pissed off: We're really sorry for whatever we did. Please stop sending these guys our way.
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks
Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks once appeared as a guest on Laura Ingraham's radio show to talk about his triumphant "brave stand" against the "war on whites." Brooks repeated the phrase any time reporters asked him about the radio appearance. Even Ingraham called Brooks' characterization "a little out there."
U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn
This U.S. representative of North Carolina's 11th District became the youngest member of the modern Congress and seems to have a habit of getting caught in falsehoods, missteps and mischaracterizations. But we repeat ourselves. We already said he's in Congress.
During his short term, he misattributed the quote "facts are stubborn things" to Thomas Jefferson. It was John Adams.
He said his "favorite founder," President James Madison, signed the Declaration of Independence. Nope. Madison signed the Constitution, the much longer document that Cawthorn swore to "support and defend ... against all enemies, foreign and domestic" when he joined Congress. (In fairness, he didn't promise to read the Constitution.)
He also told a news outlet that Congress enacted the Emancipation Proclamation. BZZZT! Wrong again, Sunshine. It was a presidential proclamation made by the guy whose face is on the penny and $5 bill, or as you know him, Daniel Day-Lewis.
These comments are from a young man who calls himself "a lover of history" and said those who underestimate young people "don't know American history."
Still, we feel for him. We were young and stupid once, too, before we got old, so let's help him out. Congressman, check out the historical documentary 1776 to learn how to tell Jefferson from Adams. Jefferson was tall and coached a basketball team in The White Shadow. Adams was shorter and was the voice of KITT the talking car in Knight Rider. Oh, and all that singing? Historically accurate down to the last note. Trust us on that. Maybe work it into your CPAC speech.
https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/who-are-the-speakers-of-the-cpac-convention-in-dallas-12048911
Note to whichever deity, alien intelligence or whoever it is Big D has so obviously pissed off: We're really sorry for whatever we did. Please stop sending these guys our way.
U.S. Rep. Mo Brooks
Alabama Rep. Mo Brooks once appeared as a guest on Laura Ingraham's radio show to talk about his triumphant "brave stand" against the "war on whites." Brooks repeated the phrase any time reporters asked him about the radio appearance. Even Ingraham called Brooks' characterization "a little out there."
U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn
This U.S. representative of North Carolina's 11th District became the youngest member of the modern Congress and seems to have a habit of getting caught in falsehoods, missteps and mischaracterizations. But we repeat ourselves. We already said he's in Congress.
During his short term, he misattributed the quote "facts are stubborn things" to Thomas Jefferson. It was John Adams.
He said his "favorite founder," President James Madison, signed the Declaration of Independence. Nope. Madison signed the Constitution, the much longer document that Cawthorn swore to "support and defend ... against all enemies, foreign and domestic" when he joined Congress. (In fairness, he didn't promise to read the Constitution.)
He also told a news outlet that Congress enacted the Emancipation Proclamation. BZZZT! Wrong again, Sunshine. It was a presidential proclamation made by the guy whose face is on the penny and $5 bill, or as you know him, Daniel Day-Lewis.
These comments are from a young man who calls himself "a lover of history" and said those who underestimate young people "don't know American history."
Still, we feel for him. We were young and stupid once, too, before we got old, so let's help him out. Congressman, check out the historical documentary 1776 to learn how to tell Jefferson from Adams. Jefferson was tall and coached a basketball team in The White Shadow. Adams was shorter and was the voice of KITT the talking car in Knight Rider. Oh, and all that singing? Historically accurate down to the last note. Trust us on that. Maybe work it into your CPAC speech.
https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/who-are-the-speakers-of-the-cpac-convention-in-dallas-12048911
