A Medical Joke
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This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete sex change.
All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
All of the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news.
Naturally, the poor guy went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him.
"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"
"Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
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[SIZE=+1]A proctologist walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a cheque, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"[/SIZE]
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SF just groaned me, now we know where the pen ended up!
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I'll wager that you've never even heard of Episodes, oh and you still can't spell to save your life!
http://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/tv/episodes/
[h=3]Humor | Define Humor at Dictionary.com[/h]
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a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humor of a situation. 2. the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely ...
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You need to lighten up, fella!! You've obviously been inhaling too many fumes from the forge.
im going to make a bot that groans every post with 'joke' in the title by you tom O_O
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I always thought you were a bot, would you pass the Turing Test?
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This is Dune-lite. You should see when I get worked up. Surely you are familar with the village blacksmith proverb?
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haters gonna hate tom. you don't always bowl a strike, but neither does leno. i appreciate most of your posts in this forum.
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It's amazing how much emotion Tom manages to generate with his jokes. I think I see gay Klansmen in pink bedsheets coming!!! 
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No, but I have a feeling you want to tell me.