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An Ode to Guns, by a Gunlover





Guns are good




Guns are great




I hold one when I masturbate




My favorite is my big black Glock




It makes up for my tiny cock




If you laugh, if with me you trifle




I'll shoot your kids with my rifle




You won't take my guns




My guns you won't grab




I have one hidden under my mobile home slab




And so, libtards, as you can see




Guns are essential to my liberty
 
Trolls are cowards who lack a life
They beg for attention by causing strife
They're ugly; stupid; and pathetic;
Thankfully their stupidity isn't catchy or genetic.

They feed off the posters who take them on
If they'd leave them alone the trolls would be gone
But arrogance being married to the fool
We're stuck reading through others- the troll's drool.
 
Ice Dancer said:
Trolls are cowards who lack a life
They beg for attention by causing strife
They're ugly; stupid; and pathetic;
Thankfully their stupidity isn't catchy or genetic.

They feed off the posters who take them on
If they'd leave them alone the trolls would be gone
But arrogance being married to the fool
We're stuck reading through others- the troll's drool.
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feeding the troll and troll like post

nice
 
Yurt claims he has me on ignore



But he can't, the attention whore.




Since Ice Dancer spanked his hiney,




Yurstie's been especially whiny.




It must suck to be a Yurt,




and live a life of total butt-hurt.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Once a wingnut flying high
took a shit in my eye
now I'm not sad and I won't cry
but I'm sure glad Rush Limbaugh doesn't fly!
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When in Rome they say,
take up a pen to write
Make it a pome or play
As long as you keep it light.

If its a verse or worse, make sure its written well
Take a pencil or even a quill
Then copy it all for the hell.

Whatever you do take care
That its filled with humour to share
With wit aplenty dont fall
Into arguing the hind leg off a troll.

It doesnt matter what kind of critter
You amuse with as much as a titter
If you copy me you probably wont be able to stick strictly to the metre because if you do it wont work.
 
The only one worse than SmarterThanYou


Is the poster named Lowaicue


His vulnerability ain't what you'd think


You see, in his armor, there is a chink.
 
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