A reason to not hunt bears.

Meh … it was probably Bigfoot. ;)

You think the "bear" gave him some Jack Links beef jerky...?

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It's possible. However, bear meat is too tasty!

Bear meat sucks. Too greasy and grisly. Yeah, I know, if it's prepared right it's kinda OK, but you have to marinate it in some pretty strong seasoning to make decent bear jerky.

Now Elk is freaking awesome!
 
Bear meat sucks. Too greasy and grisly. Yeah, I know, if it's prepared right it's kinda OK, but you have to marinate it in some pretty strong seasoning to make decent bear jerky.

Now Elk is freaking awesome!

Elk is gamey. I like cow.
 
Bear meat sucks. Too greasy and grisly. Yeah, I know, if it's prepared right it's kinda OK, but you have to marinate it in some pretty strong seasoning to make decent bear jerky.

Now Elk is freaking awesome!

Bear jerky? PSHHHT! Bear Roast with mashed & gravy and carrots!

Mmmmm MMMMM!
 
The cod eat seal feces and get worms.

Does a shark ch!t in the sea?
Is a pigs puxxy pork?
Do white doves fly?

Trichinella is the genus of parasitic roundworms of the phylum Nematoda that cause trichinosis (also known as trichinellosis).
Members of this genus are often called trichinella or trichina worms.

How would you like your steak? You have no choice or suffer the consequences. WELL DONE!

 
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