Advanced Medicine
A Japanese doctor said,
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'
A German doctor said,
'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person , put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said,
'In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half of a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for
work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said,
'You guys are way behind. We took a man with
no brains out of Texas , put him in the White
House and now half the country is looking for work.'
A Japanese doctor said,
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that
we can take a kidney out of one man, put it
in another, and have him looking for work in
six weeks.'
A German doctor said,
'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person , put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said,
'In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half of a heart out of one person,
put it in another, and have them both looking for
work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said,
'You guys are way behind. We took a man with
no brains out of Texas , put him in the White
House and now half the country is looking for work.'
