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Why do they ask such stupid questions at the airport check-in desk?

Q. Has anybody you don't know put anything in your suitcase?
Me. I don't know anyone I don't know....

Q. Has anyone you don't know given you anything.
Me. I once had a weekend in Prague and came back with something I wasn't expecting.

Check-in: Well the flight is going to be delayed for 4 hours, the pilot heard a funny noise coming from the engine, and it will take that long to find a pilot who can't hear it.

Then when I get on the plane the air hostess goes through her routine, in case of emergency put your head between your legs. I said if I could do that I wouldn't be flying to Amsterdam.

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Why do they ask such stupid questions at the airport?

Q. Has anybody you don't know put anything in your suitcase?
Me. I don't know anyone I don't know....

Q. Has anyone you don't know given you anything.
Me. I once had a weekend in Prague...

Her: Well the flight is going to be delayed for 4 hours, the pilot heard a funny noise coming from the engine, and it will take us 4 hours to find a pilot who can't hear it.

Then when I get on the plane the air hostess goes through her routine, in case of emergency put your head between your legs. I said if I could do that I wouldn't be flying to Amsterdam.

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HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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