Having read whining post after whining post about our co-leader Grind, I took it upon myself to conduct a little review.
I have submitted Grind's last 100 posts to the HoweyFactChecker2013 with the following conclusion.
Every post made by Grind is 100% honest, true, insightful, and intelligent.
I have found that:
The IQ of the average JPP reader rises 10% following reading a Grind post.
The average JPP reader enjoys a better sex life with a better looking partner following reading a Grind post.
The average JPP reader of Grind posts enjoys an annual income far greater than non-followers of Grind.
Those who dare to question the wisdom of Grind suffer from failed relationships, small penises, and the intelligence of a retarded do-do bird.
Finally, don't we all wish we could be as handsome and thoughtful as Grind? (photo published with permission)
I have submitted Grind's last 100 posts to the HoweyFactChecker2013 with the following conclusion.
Every post made by Grind is 100% honest, true, insightful, and intelligent.
I have found that:
The IQ of the average JPP reader rises 10% following reading a Grind post.
The average JPP reader enjoys a better sex life with a better looking partner following reading a Grind post.
The average JPP reader of Grind posts enjoys an annual income far greater than non-followers of Grind.
Those who dare to question the wisdom of Grind suffer from failed relationships, small penises, and the intelligence of a retarded do-do bird.
Finally, don't we all wish we could be as handsome and thoughtful as Grind? (photo published with permission)
