Another BP Spill!

This would be funnier if they had the "government" in the room telling them they needed permission to "cap" the coffee cup, made them wait a while, then after the second cup spilled made them wait more time before dumping the garbage in. Have people with accents come with paper towels to use, but refuse their help to clean any of it up, set the paper towels down next to the table and ignore them...

Then have somebody from down the hall... one of the "public" offer a few napkins, let the government hem and haw for about 15 days or more then agree to accept the napkins after another coffee cup spills... once the whole platter spills, have them to continue to reject help from the European with paper towel rolls and have them just stand there to the side until we "need" them...

Make sure that somebody from the government comes in after 58 days of spill to tell everybody that they've been "on it since day one"...
 
Damocles said:
This would be funnier if they had the "government" in the room telling them they needed permission to "cap" the coffee cup, made them wait a while, then after the second cup spilled made them wait more time before dumping the garbage in. Have people with accents come with paper towels to use, but refuse their help to clean any of it up, set the paper towels down next to the table and ignore them...

Then have somebody from down the hall... one of the "public" offer a few napkins, let the government hem and haw for about 15 days or more then agree to accept the napkins after another coffee cup spills... once the whole platter spills, have them to continue to reject help from the European with paper towel rolls and have them just stand there to the side until we "need" them...

Make sure that somebody from the government comes in after 58 days of spill to tell everybody that they've been "on it since day one"...
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When does the threat of "kicking ass" come in?? LOL
 
Damocles said:
This would be funnier if they had the "government" in the room telling them they needed permission to "cap" the coffee cup, made them wait a while, then after the second cup spilled made them wait more time before dumping the garbage in. Have people with accents come with paper towels to use, but refuse their help to clean any of it up, set the paper towels down next to the table and ignore them...

Then have somebody from down the hall... one of the "public" offer a few napkins, let the government hem and haw for about 15 days or more then agree to accept the napkins after another coffee cup spills... once the whole platter spills, have them to continue to reject help from the European with paper towel rolls and have them just stand there to the side until we "need" them...

Make sure that somebody from the government comes in after 58 days of spill to tell everybody that they've been "on it since day one"...
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:facepalm:

Damo is repeating word for word what he heard on Rush. The right is incredible - the greatest corporate disaster in decades, and they still find a way to blame the government. Their only concern now is how they can spill even more into the ocean.

:facepalm: :facepalm:
 
Wickedjews said:
Damo is repeating word for word what he heard on Rush. The right is incredible - the greatest corporate disaster in decades, and they still find a way to blame the government. Their only concern now is how they can spill even more into the ocean.
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That would make more sense if I actually listened to Rush. We don't have to "blame" the government, they do a good enough job making things worse that we'll always have material...
 
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