Another Day in Truimps America.

Concart

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I cannot get enough of winning!! Let's recap:

As the coronavirus spreads unabated in the US, Trump is spotted playing golf on Saturday. You remember, that's the sport that Trump said over and over again he would be 'too busy' to participate in. He did though take the time to tweet out that mail in voting would lead to massive voter fraud and let everyone know that he's so busy working on the coronavirus that he had to cancel his trip to the mound in Yankee Stadium. Apparently, someone finally told him there wouldn't be any fans there, and that it requires at least a modicum of skill to throw out a first pitch.

But it certainly is grand that he's working so hard on the coronavirus. Just a reminder about the coronavirus, that's the disease that was going to 'magically disappear'. Unfortunately, Trump is no better at magic than he is at throwing baseballs, so now 150 medical experts have signed a letter urging the country to start over again with a complete shutdown. It would be shame if that happened, because, as Larry Kudlow pointed out on the Sunday talk shows, the economy is 'roaring'. I guess the fact that 40% of Americans missing their rent and mortgage payments leaves a lot more discretionary spending for those individuals while they await eviction, as the moratorium on evictions runs out at the same time extended unemployment benefits expire.

And in a turn that would lead any other President to be impeached, Trump has sent unidentified Federal storm troopers into Portland, and threatened to send them into other cities, apparently in order top escalate the violence so he can get some good footage for his campaign ads. Suburban women need to know that Joe Biden is coming with the mob to burn down the suburbs.

Of course, THE most important news of the last few days is that the President can identify a camel, draw a clock, figure out what date it is, and repeat back five words IN ORDER!!!! Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. If that doesn't make you proud to be an American, I have no idea what would.
 
I cannot get enough of winning!! Let's recap:

As the coronavirus spreads unabated in the US, Trump is spotted playing golf on Saturday. You remember, that's the sport that Trump said over and over again he would be 'too busy' to participate in. He did though take the time to tweet out that mail in voting would lead to massive voter fraud and let everyone know that he's so busy working on the coronavirus that he had to cancel his trip to the mound in Yankee Stadium. Apparently, someone finally told him there wouldn't be any fans there, and that it requires at least a modicum of skill to throw out a first pitch.

But it certainly is grand that he's working so hard on the coronavirus. Just a reminder about the coronavirus, that's the disease that was going to 'magically disappear'. Unfortunately, Trump is no better at magic than he is at throwing baseballs, so now 150 medical experts have signed a letter urging the country to start over again with a complete shutdown. It would be shame if that happened, because, as Larry Kudlow pointed out on the Sunday talk shows, the economy is 'roaring'. I guess the fact that 40% of Americans missing their rent and mortgage payments leaves a lot more discretionary spending for those individuals while they await eviction, as the moratorium on evictions runs out at the same time extended unemployment benefits expire.

And in a turn that would lead any other President to be impeached, Trump has sent unidentified Federal storm troopers into Portland, and threatened to send them into other cities, apparently in order top escalate the violence so he can get some good footage for his campaign ads. Suburban women need to know that Joe Biden is coming with the mob to burn down the suburbs.

Of course, THE most important news of the last few days is that the President can identify a camel, draw a clock, figure out what date it is, and repeat back five words IN ORDER!!!! Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV. If that doesn't make you proud to be an American, I have no idea what would.

Trump was right. I'm tired of all this winning.
 
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