Aren't I Special?

[Minister of Truth]

I just got my first cell phone yesterday! A Motorola Razr with T-Moble. Anyway, most people have been astounded with my lack of necessary technology. Speaking of which, I'm back in school again, so no more dial-up, like I was using over break! Just one more damn semester for my BA!!!

 

[gonzojournals]

Next you'll have to cut your long hair and get a 9-5

 

[Minister of Truth]

Actually, I'm in the Air National Guard, so my hair can never go through more than 1 month's worth of growth at a time before I have it cut again

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I don't have a cellphone.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I don't think that would be a safe thing to do. You people from MS have major cooties!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I don't think that would be a safe thing to do. You people from MS have major cooties!

Dude, what are you talking about? Are you trying to meet up with me?

Sick, disgusting, freak. Never talk to me on this site again.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Okay, cootie man!