Aruba Countdown
- Thread starter LadyT
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6 Days til vacay!
If you're lucky, you might get on television. I think Fox News (being still obsessed with the Natalie Holloway case) has more reporters and cameras in aruba, than in Iraq.
IHateGovernment
Is this your homework?
You have to be white.
uscitizen
Villified User
Unfortuantely a valid point....
White, yes. But also blonde and pretty. A cheerleader-type.
I don't think Fox News would have virtually established a permanent news bureau in Aruba if it had been a homely teenager, with bad hair and braces.
Nah, just beautiful is enough.
Nah. I'd have to be white and beautiful.
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Canceled
It is going to rain the entire time you are there.
I don't think so. Photogenic and disappeared in Aruba, and Female. I think that is all the qualifications necessary for a beastly long story and hunt for your assailants.
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Tiana's got the bosoms too. That would sell me on the story. In fact if the headline read "EXTRA! EXTRA! BIG TITS MISSING IN ARUBA!!!" I would subscribe to that newspaper.
BREAKING, CNN: category 4 hurricane bearing down on Aruba and southern carribean. Landfall expected in three days.
cnn.com
just kidding!
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Don't tell Jesus I said this, but I like em free as well.
Battleborne
Terminator
No way would I vacation in Aruba(or allow my daughters or grandaughters)...police security is a wash...I boycott this perverted little Island...connected to the dictator in Venezuela...sex slave trade anyone???Not to mention drugs!
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Well Buttmunch, no one really cares about your opinion of Aruba.... especially when we are currently talking about boobies.....