ASK DRUNK CAPT ANYTHING!
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Uwaa OmO
She was 19, 500 lbs, and surprisingly not a virgin when I got there. Needless to say though, it wasn't that amazing aside from the novelty, as at 500 lbs she couldn't do any of the on top positions. Still, me being me, I'd do it again.
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Uwaa OmO
Not a son but a daughter. With her own kids. She was 52 or 53 and I was just freshly 19. THAT was pretty awesome.
The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
Every night.
I heard a story from a nurological nurse this weekend that they had a guy come in with a needle up his penis, the pain/pleasure thing, and it pierced his bladder and he had to have surgery! HAve you ever done anything that stupid for pain/pleasure?
christiefan915
Catalyst
LOL, bet Billy's sorry he ever posted this thread.
Oh buoy! This is a good one. The possibilitlies are so rich, so fine, so blessed perfect....!
NO loyal!
Be good... walk away...
Leave it be...!
Yep!
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WinterBorn
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No, I doubt he is sorry at all. Between the anonymity of the internet and the lack of shame in our Capt Billy, he'd probably tell us all this anyway.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
First I thought Billy was being sarcastic, because I read 19,500 lbs. 
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Uwaa OmO
I'm hardly anonymous though. Everyone knows who I am. I'm rather famous on this board in fact. But I tell everyone these stories, they're part of the legend that is me.
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WinterBorn
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I meant it as the anonymity of the net. You are unlikely to meet any of us at the grocery store, cub scout meetings, PTA, ect.
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Uwaa OmO
True, and for that I pity you all. You can only experience a fraction of my true greatness.
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Uwaa OmO
No orgies, mainly because I don't like to share, regardless of my level of interest in the woman. Also, it seems like it'd be too complicated for me. I was often hammered beyond all belief, and typically very selfish and disappointing (or just very selfish with the worst case of whiskey dick ever, depending on the level of sobriety).