Aunt Tifa

ThatOwlWoman said:
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1270333484528214018

KNOW THE SIGNS: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GRANDPARENT HAS BECOME AN ANTIFA AGENT

For your birthday, she knits you an unwanted scarf. To be used as a balaclava?

She belongs to a decentralized group with no leadership structure that claims to be discussing a “book,” but no one ever reads the book and all they seem to do is drink wine.

Is always talking on the phone with an “aunt” you have never actually met in person. Aunt TIFA????

Always walking into rooms and claiming not to know why he walked into the room. Likely.

He “trips” over and breaks your child’s Lego police station when walking through the living room in the dark.

Total and bewildering lack of nostalgia for good old days.

Gathers with loose-knit, disorderly group of figures you have never met to play “mah-jongg,” governed by mysterious “rule cards” issued annually from a nebulous central authority.

Suddenly, for no reason, will appear or pretend to be asleep.

Insists on producing container of nuts whenever there is company. Why? Code of some kind?

Carries peppermints (chemical irritant?) in purse at all times.

Is taking Centrum Silver. But for what reason? Surely to build up strength for the coming confrontation.

Keeps forwarding you what appear on the surface to be emails of jokes someone has typed out from a Reader’s Digest; claims to think you would “enjoy”; must be some sort of recruitment or propaganda or hidden message.

Hired a clown for your child’s birthday — part of the Juggalo command structure?

Big tin of Christmas popcorn mysteriously replenishes itself. WHO IS HELPING?!

You gave her a Precious Moments figurine of a law enforcement officer, but she hasn’t displayed it.

Remembers things from the past in incredible, exhausting detail, but recent ones only sporadically? Cover of some kind.

She claims not to know how to use her phone, yet always appears upside-down on FaceTime, which should be impossible without hacking capabilities.

If he is to be believed, he spends hours playing bridge.

He is walking non-threateningly at a public protest.
 
Phantasmal said:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...-your-grandparent-has-become-an-antifa-agent/

KNOW THE SIGNS: HOW TO TELL IF YOUR GRANDPARENT HAS BECOME AN ANTIFA AGENT

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ROTFLMAO. I haven't read anything this funny since "How to tell if your monkey is evil". They forgot to include "You're grandparent drinks red wine with fish.LOL

In all the political factions out there, there isn't a single faction that are as massively pussies as those who rant on about Antifa.

Here's the facts about Antifa. They are a loose coalition of mostly college kids who are anarcho-libertarians or far left leaning. Their somewhat misguided philosophy is that if more Germans had stood up to the Brown Shirts on the streets and kicked their asses the Nazi's wouldn't have risen to power.

So essentially ANTIFA has a worthy goal, opposing right wing extremism but uses uses unacceptable tactics. Opposing right wing extremism with violence.

But lets get real. ANTIFA doesn't even number 1,000 members. They are utterly dwarfed by the numbers or right wing extremist. And lets be clear about something this shit your pants cowards who are scared to death of ANTIFA aren't talking about. Right wing extremist are the most numerous, aggressive and dangerous political extremist in this nation who have murdered hundreds of people in the last decade alone. Guess how many people ANTIFA has killed? None...that's right. Zero people killed by ANTIFA.

So given that reality you just have to laugh your ass of at these pussies and cowards who are shit your pants scared of ANTIFA.

One of the funniest things I've seen recently was some memes on social media...and boy you want to talk about tattooing "MORON" on your forehead as you'd have to be an idiot of the first order to say this but it does along the lines of "The Hells Angels and Mongols heard that ANTFIA was going to protest in "place town or city of choice here and they are going to travel there to protect us from ANTIFA.".

You'd have to be pretty fucking brain dead and a gutless yellow bellied coward to invite those organized criminals and murderers to your town. Talk about being stupid beyond belief.

So nothing like posting hysterical comments about ANTIFA can show the whole world how big an idiotic pussy you are. LOL
 
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