Bad science jokes

Two Siamese cats are walking along the ridge of a steep roof when a temblor strikes and they begin to slide down the incline. Which cat stops before falling to the ground?

Answer: the cat with the greater Mu (Mew!)
 
The Pythagorean theorem asked a triangle about Kamala's chances in the upcoming election. One vertex was right while the other two were just trying to be acute. At least none we're obtuse in their particular angles on the matter.
 
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A dyne centimeter says "Erg!"
 
Two chemists walk into a bar...

The bartender says "What'll you have?"

The first chemist says a glass of H20.

The second chemists says a glass of H20 too.

The second chemist drops dead when he downs his drink...
 
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