Bank Robber acquitted using unique defense

Concart

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A bank robber was acquitted earlier this week after testifying that he ‘just did it to see if I could’ and stating that he wasn’t going to spend the money, just look at it once in a while. After dismissing the case the judge slapped the defendant Earl Trumpkin on the back and said ‘heck ol’ boy why didn’t you say so in the first place’

Thank goodness we didn’t convict a guy who admittedly committed a felony, but just did it for his ego. I mean really.,,
 
A bank robber was acquitted earlier this week after testifying that he ‘just did it to see if I could’ and stating that he wasn’t going to spend the money, just look at it once in a while. After dismissing the case the judge slapped the defendant Earl Trumpkin on the back and said ‘heck ol’ boy why didn’t you say so in the first place’

Thank goodness we didn’t convict a guy who admittedly committed a felony, but just did it for his ego. I mean really.,,

Nice try, but the MAGAs here aren't going to get it.
 
I have a feeling that Trumpers would attack their own shadow.

"Ah, shit. There's a naked darkie runnin' about!"

One thing MAGAs are banking on it their twisted logic that since twump hasn't been indicted, there's "nothing to see here". They actually cling to it. It's funny and pathetic.
 
When we consider all the judges appointed in the Bush, Bush II, and Trump administrations,
it's impossible to tell the difference between a joke of this nature and accurate reporting.
 
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