Beefy

[FUCK THE POLICE]

 

[uscitizen]

A shark got him while surfing ?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Guys, you know El Beefo knows how to party. He's obviously in jail, surrounded by the crazy people he was caught with, and the two hot chicks whom he met for the first time the night before...

 

[Battleborne]

He probably ...

passed out in a Hot Tub...with a hand of aces and duces showing!