Beefys suprise

uscitizen

uscitizen

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One day, Beefy came home and was greeted by his girlfriend dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went surfing..
 
beefy thought she wanted to be punished and wasn't entirely sure she wanted him, so he went surfing and girl watching.
 
Well, there's a huge step between hinting that "I might probably want to have sex with you - cough, nudge, wink," and having him actually tie you up and be seconds away from being prepared to put out for him...
 
uscitizen said:
One day, Beefy came home and was greeted by his girlfriend dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'

So he tied her up and went surfing..
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yaaay you actually told a real joke for once. Awesome.
 
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