Before and after marriage
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Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
You're not exactly the optimist when it comes to marriage, Tom...
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
You'll have to be married to understand.
Just spent the tenth anniversary in a cabin in the woods with my wife...enjoyed the three S's for a weekend.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
What are the other two? 
Seclusion and sleep.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Ah, scotch, secluion, and sleep.
cancel2 2022
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Cancel 2018. 3
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unless you find your life mate, marriage sucks. period.
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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
Marriage is an institution where two people come together to jointly solve the problems they never had before they got married.
Marriage is an institution where two people come together to jointly solve the problems they never had before they got married.
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one in the middle."
"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
"I don't like her."
Q. What's the difference between
a boyfriend and a husband?
A. About 30 pounds.
a boyfriend and a husband?
A. About 30 pounds.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.