Guno צְבִי
We fight, We win
At this year’s Vacation Bible Gun Camp, Landover Baptist Youths will assemble cages for Mexican children as part of an outreach ministry to help homeless Mexican boys and girls on the border who have been separated from their parents.
“At first, we thought this whole border nonsense was fake news but we discovered through reliable hearsay that Mexican children are living in squalor down there,” says Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred. “When our youths found out about it, they wanted to do something to help out.”
On Sunday morning Pastor told church members, “As True Christians™, our children grow up learning that - like canines, Mexicans spend ninety-five percent of the day sleeping. For the short periods while awake, they take to pooping on the ground, rolling in their own feces or prancing about bare footed - looking for anything to put in a taco shell. Although Creation Scientists have proven beyond any doubt that Mexicans behave mostly like animals, that doesn't mean they can't be domesticated through the love of Christ,” Pastor said. “Even though the Bible condemns them, unfortunately, we are still called upon to bear witness by trying to help,” he continued. “Don’t ask me to figure it out - it’s the Lord’s logic. If it was up to me, I just as soon see their brown heads bobbing like buoys in the lake of fire.”
https://landoverbaptist.org/2019/june/cagesforchrist.html
“At first, we thought this whole border nonsense was fake news but we discovered through reliable hearsay that Mexican children are living in squalor down there,” says Landover Baptist Pastor, Deacon Fred. “When our youths found out about it, they wanted to do something to help out.”
On Sunday morning Pastor told church members, “As True Christians™, our children grow up learning that - like canines, Mexicans spend ninety-five percent of the day sleeping. For the short periods while awake, they take to pooping on the ground, rolling in their own feces or prancing about bare footed - looking for anything to put in a taco shell. Although Creation Scientists have proven beyond any doubt that Mexicans behave mostly like animals, that doesn't mean they can't be domesticated through the love of Christ,” Pastor said. “Even though the Bible condemns them, unfortunately, we are still called upon to bear witness by trying to help,” he continued. “Don’t ask me to figure it out - it’s the Lord’s logic. If it was up to me, I just as soon see their brown heads bobbing like buoys in the lake of fire.”
https://landoverbaptist.org/2019/june/cagesforchrist.html
