cancel2 2022
Canceled
A German lorry driver was in a bar in Newcastle and was complaining about how lazy British drivers were.
"I can take the cargo from Berlin in the morning, bring it to Newcastle by night and by the next night I can bring another load back to Berlin.
You people take a week to do that"
So an old man sitting nearby called out "When I was young, I could take a load from here to Berlin early morning and be back in time for afternoon tea"
"Really? And what did you drive?" asked the German
"A Lancaster bomber" replied the old man!
"I can take the cargo from Berlin in the morning, bring it to Newcastle by night and by the next night I can bring another load back to Berlin.
You people take a week to do that"
So an old man sitting nearby called out "When I was young, I could take a load from here to Berlin early morning and be back in time for afternoon tea"
"Really? And what did you drive?" asked the German
"A Lancaster bomber" replied the old man!
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