Boob Apron-Only in America

I just googled it. There's nothing out there like it. All you need to do is for a guy to tie the boob apron around his belly with the apron towards the back side. That way when you bend over or crouch it would cover your ass crack. To work though you'd have to use a way bigger string cause some of you working guys out are some fat ass mother fuckers. I mean...we love you and all....but really don't want to see your ass crack. Some different kind of material might be a good idear too. Having a but crack apron of French Lace might give somone the wrong idear. Know what I mean?
 
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