Boris Johnson Warns of 'Pink-Eyed Terminators' and 'Limbless Chickens' in Absolutely

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Bonkers UN Speech


With his trademark mop of blonde hair and the cadence of a third grader delivering a book report, Johnson talked about “pink-eyed” Terminators that might be “sent back from the future to cull the human race” and “limbless chickens” that could soon be on our kitchen tables. Needless to say, UN delegates from other countries looked on with what appeared to be a mixture of amusement and concern.

https://gizmodo.com/boris-johnson-warns-of-pink-eyed-terminators-and-limble-1838432877

 

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Johnson got to the weirdest part of his speech.

“AI - what will it mean? Helpful robots washing and caring for an aging population? Or pink eyed Terminators sent back from the future to cull the human race?” Johnson said. “What will synthetic biology stand for—restoring our livers and our eyes with miracle regeneration of the tissues, like some fantastic hangover cure? Or will it bring terrifying limbless chickens to our tables?”

 

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The 15-minute speech, which is available on the United Nations’ YouTube channel, is even more surreal to watch if you recall that the British Prime Minister actually has a lot of power. These aren’t the ravings of some mentally disturbed person on the bus. This guy has control of nuclear weapons.