BREAKING NEWS: New Russian diplomats arrive in the United States.

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The sixty new diplomats all bore a strong resemblance to the previous 60 diplomats, with the notable exception that all wore what appeared to be Groucho Marx novelty fake glasses/nose/moustache pieces. Additionally, the new diplomats also had the same exact name as the old diplomats, except that their names featured an added "-ski" at the end.

President Trump warmly welcomed the diplomats' arrival and expressed hope that this marked an exciting new chapter in U.S.-Russian relations.

Details at Eleven.

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The sixty new diplomats all bore a strong resemblance to the previous 60 diplomats, with the notable exception that all wore what appeared to be Groucho Marx novelty fake glasses/nose/moustache pieces. Additionally, the new diplomats also had the same exact name as the old diplomats, except that their names featured an added "-ski" at the end.

President Trump warmly welcomed the diplomats' arrival and expressed hope that this marked an exciting new chapter in U.S.-Russian relations.

Details at Eleven.

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That's because they couldn't spell toboggan.
 
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