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You lookin' at my pint?
Have you heard the news?
Brace yourselves ladies and gents.
Are you braced?
Perhaps you'd like to take a seat?
Comfortable?
Then i shall convey to you the new news which has broken Today.
Ready?
Here we go then.
This is it.
Oh yes.
What was i saying again?
Ah, that's right, the news.
Have you heard it?
Eh?
Eh?
The news is.
SAINT AL GORES IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
Really, it is true. Look - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7048370.stm
Commiserations/Congratulations* all round. I feel your pain/delight* (*delete as applicable)
Brace yourselves ladies and gents.
Are you braced?
Perhaps you'd like to take a seat?
Comfortable?
Then i shall convey to you the new news which has broken Today.
Ready?
Here we go then.
This is it.
Oh yes.
What was i saying again?
Ah, that's right, the news.
Have you heard it?
Eh?
Eh?
The news is.
SAINT AL GORES IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
Really, it is true. Look - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7048370.stm
Commiserations/Congratulations* all round. I feel your pain/delight* (*delete as applicable)