Breast Implants As Explosives?

cawacko

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Is nothing sacred anymore? Breast implants should be a beautiful thing for those who desire them and now terrorists have to go try and f that up too.


Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.


Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/0...es-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/
 
Some gal in California got a cheap boob job by some quack using substandard implants. When she got on a plane to fly to Vegas the gases trapped in the implants started expanding when the plane reached altitude. Ultimately rupturing the womans breast and causing her to bleed to death.
 
BTW, In my aweseomeness, I realized this was a Fox News article when I read "homicide bomber." Anyone else demonstrate mad skillz like that? :cool:
 
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Is nothing sacred anymore? Breast implants should be a beautiful thing for those who desire them and now terrorists have to go try and f that up too.


Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.


Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/0...es-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/

so.... in order for these breast implants to be detonated... does it require a person perform the motor boat?
 

I can see TSA's new security policy. 'Sorry mam... could you step over here, I just need to perform a routine inspection... the motorboating will only last a few seconds.... '

conveniently it will be the barbie doll wannabes that continually get 'routinely selected' for the inspection.

No more checking Grannie.
 
I can see TSA's new security policy. 'Sorry mam... could you step over here, I just need to perform a routine inspection... the motorboating will only last a few seconds.... '

conveniently it will be the barbie doll wannabes that continually get 'routinely selected' for the inspection.

No more checking Grannie.
But what if one of them detonates? Should the mandate explosion proof bras?
 
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